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Jimmy's Anti-Dick Decay Spray
Jimmy's Anti-Dick Decay kit comes with a bottle of dick decay spray & bandages for after use.
Get rid of that annoying bad case of dick decay now! No more standing around scratching your crotch for hours, no more un-identified skanky smells coming from your pants and now get rid of that annoying dick decay cloud.


Makes a great gift - Dick Decay has never been so fun!
5 easy payments of $9.99!
Order now while supplies last!
Remember, if it doesnt have the famous Jimmy seal, its not made by Jimmy




Warning: Don't remove bandages or take a whiz for 3 months. Could be fatal by losing your dick or making it worse. Also don't use product if your dick has gotten so bad it looks like coliflour.
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