Members List
Name: Afro Ryan Frank
Location: Union, NJ- Kingdom of Baldness
Comments: While I DO have the obligation to write up something witty, it IS half my site, so to hell with that! As co-webmaster, all I have to say is come back often, enjoy your visits, eat your vegetables and don't tie any pets to your bumper. CIAO!
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Name: Evil Charles Hawkins
Location: Louisville, KY- Kingdom of Madness
Comments: Since The Fro-Dog placed the burden of saying something witty SOLEY on my shoulders, I say this: Uhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Don't eat crackers in bed...*
*-Please note: Evil Charles does NOT work well under pressure.
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Name: Joe Malchow
Location: Union Country, too!
Comments: I can't think of anything funny to say either...
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Name: The Toothman
Location: Parts unknown...
Comments: I don't know exactly how I stumbled across your site and haven't read it all, because I'm suppose to be doing some oral surgery right now with a root canal thrown in just for the fun of it.
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Name: Deanne
Location: The bushes outside of Jim's house
Comments: <eerie silence...>
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Name: Alejandro
Location: Under the big Cedar tree next to the fencepost...
Comments: Truth is, I'm in love with Sumi, but I'm trying to suck-up to the Pearly-jibbed Jim to get to her. So when is the Sumi Das Hands Appreciation Page scheduled to launch?
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Name: Lee Bonnett
Location: Wyoming
Comments: Not only are Jim's teeth perfect, but he is just downright perky!
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Name: Mandie
Location: Duluth, Minnesota
Comments: Lim Jouderback is my hero!
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Name: Big Red
Location: All over the US
Comments: Blessed are they that have teeth so white!
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Name: "yrt10"
Location: Parts Unknown
Comments: Yrt10 is either illiterate or has no hands because he neglected to fill out ANY of the fields in the sign up page. <That's a Louderbackean for ya...> Uhhh, did I just type that? DOH!
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Name: Der Mann Im Grossen Gelben Hut
Location: Dededo, Guam
Comments: Jenes perlige Weiß von Jim ist zu hell. Das ist gerades nicht natürliches. Ich denke, daß es eine Verschwörung gibt, die hier weitergeht. Ich denke, daß sie Fälschung sein können. * Keuchen * Hey, wenn Löwe ein toupee Jim konnte einige hybride Superzähne gerade haben hat, die er in Saipan durch irgendein Kind mit einem Haken für eine Hand gebildet hatte und eine Änderung am Objektprogramm über seinem Auge. Ernsthaft sind jene Sachen nicht natürlich. Besuchen Sie auch die Site der amtliche nicht offizielle Surfguru-Fanclub bitte an http://surf.to/theguru. Danke.
<Editor's note: Tha Man In Tha Big Yellow Hat is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation...>
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Name: exogen
Location: http://exogen.hypermart.net
Comments: SPOON!
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Name: David Murdock
Location: Cookeville, TN
Comments: Does anyone know if there is a Meghan Marx Teeth Appreciation Page? Jim's teeth are impressive, but Meghan's are downright astonishing.
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Name: siouxmoux
Location: I am sitting between my TV and closet.
Comments: I have never cared about Jim Chatterhead's teeth, but I would watch Sumi Das smile while standing on my head. Blah blah blah LHTV, and remember, use Linux...
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Name: John McButtcrack
Location: Poopyville
Comments: This has got to be the best site on the net! This site is AWESOME! Jim Louderback has a fantastic personality. FANTASTIC!
<Editor's Note: Mr. McButtcrack might not have actually said this...>
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Name: Alejandro
Location: Under the big Cedar tree next to the fencepost
Comments: Truth is, I'm in love with Sumi, but I'm trying to suck up to the pearly-jibbed Jim to get to her. So when is the Sumi Das Hands Appreciation Page scheduled to launch?
<Editor's Note: Yes, Alejandro actually did sign up twice. Sumi, I suggest a restraining order...>
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Name: Jordan
Location: TN
Comments: Hmmm.....
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Name: Broadway Fae Korteweg
Location: Glen Ridge NJ - right next door to Fireman Dan! <shudder>
Comments: Oh my Gosh! I just realized I've joined in with the likes of Afro Ryan and Evil Charles! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!
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