About the Authors

Afro Ryan

Ever since Afro Ryan was a little pup, he's fully realized the impact of a winning smile. While he may suffer from over 82 forms of gum disease, this does not prevent him from constant fits of fanciful dental grandeur. Heck, his father DOES work at Colgate. Feeling second only to Mr. Louderback's impeccable ivories, it was inevitable that a fan site was to be erected. Aside from formulating such deranged ideations, Afro Ryan runs the Laportean World Order- a home for all those abandoned by society's many ills, and for other punks who think Laporte is actually COOL. While Ryan may be a complex being chock full o' kooky notions, he at least believes in the irrefutable fact that Leo Laporte has a hairpiece. WOOHOO!!!

Evil Charles

Known best for his work on the infamous Deport Laporte page, Evil Charles has been a fan of Jim Louderback's teeth since ZDTV's inception. His dental care habits include brushing twice a day, avoiding coffee, and flossing whenever possible. His tooth paste of choice is 'Crest Extra Whitening' (with tartar protection of course), and he's been known to use Listerine on occasion. No one understands the importance of healthy teeth and gums more than Evil Charles, ESPECIALLY how they pertain to the overall effectiveness of an evil grin.

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