"First Time On A Boeing"
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO...."
She, sort of, forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere, and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment and then, all of a sudden, started shouting,
"OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE..."