AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Brings Me Women
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything