Pick-up Lines That Can Get You Killed

Beam Me UP

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag.

3. If it's true you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

4. How do you like your eggs; poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate, and I need a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to TAP THAT ASS!

8. Could I touch your belly-button....from the inside?

9. How 'bout we play lion and lion-tamer....you hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

10. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?

11. I'm new in town - could I have directions to your place?

12. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

14. You're like a championship bass....I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

15. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lie back while you blow the hell outta me.

16. Your body must be a Visa, 'cause it's everywhere I wanna be.

17. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

18. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.

19. I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

20. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were one, I'd be coming too!

21. I can't find my puppy, could you help me find him? I think he went into this hotel room...