At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much."
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters stand for 'Keep It Short, Stupid'."