Lessons in Logic

Beam Me UP


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?


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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.


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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours


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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........


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