10] You overhear him say on the intercom "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?"
9] For the past two hours, you've been going straight up
8] He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"
7] Co-pilot is sitting on his lap
6] When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"
5] At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, Let's go find that Mars observer!"
4] He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform
3] Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, hic, hic, hic"
2] As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport
1] Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy"