Stupid Shit that Customers Do

The first and most important thing that the customer has to do is TIP. I'm not driving to your house, and giving you food because I like you. Its how I make money. So stop being such a cheap ass.
If you want a pizza its going to have sauce on it. So if you call up and ask for light sauce on your pizza, your a fucking idiot. Its not like a little bit of sauce is going to kill you, so stop being such a pussy.
Another thing that pisses me off is the way people order. First things first don't ever call and ask if the person answering the phone can hold on a second. I've better things to do than wait for your dumbass. Decide what you want before you order.
Something else that needs to change is people who don't turn they're porch light when they order a delivery. It makes it ten times easier to find your house. Nothing makes me more nervous than standing on a porch at ten o'clock at night in the dark.
Speaking of standing on the porch. If you order a pizza be ready to answer the fucking door. There is no reason why I should be standing on your porch ringing your doorbell for ten minutes, because you decided to take a shower.