On February 23, 1979, baby Josh was born. One year, eight months, and twenty-three days later, baby Natalie was born. They both grew up in the hick-infested section of the San Fernando Valley. The 80s and most of the 90s are not important to this story, so they will be passed over. Skip to 1997: baby Josh was now nearly a man, and baby Natalie was nearly a woman. Josh was a big nerd with no life and sat in front of his computer day and night, chatting with strangers in strange lands (strange lands = anywhere outside of Los Angeles). One day (February 8, 1997), Josh wandered into a "Spaceballs" chat room, hoping to learn a few things about a movie he believed couldn't be viewed too many times. It was in this room that he met Natalie's sister. Natalie was nearby, killed her sister, and began talking to the soon-to-be-a-man who called himself Monkey Ice. Josh knew very quickly he had found himself quite a hot little lady, and Natalie knew very quickly that she had found herself quite a cute little monkey. That first week, they became very close, chatting late every night. They went out on Valentine's Day for the first time. It was a wonderful night. Josh was not particularly exciting, but Natalie was into him, and Josh was very into her. She gave him a kiss on the cheek. He went home happy. They went out two days later and saw a crappy movie, but that didn't matter because they were paying attention only to each other and not those stupid volcanoes. After the movie, they waited around in the theatre. They kissed. They smiled. It was good. Then Natalie's parents came and picked her up. Josh was sad, but still smiling. Their next date was on his birthday the following Sunday. They went to a Smiths convention. Natalie bought Smiths memorabilia and Josh bought a Marilyn Manson video. Things were good. Things got better. The young couple then went into a small movie theatre where a Smiths film was being shown. They watched only a little of it. The rest of the time in the theatre was spent making out. Of course, it was good. Josh and Natalie grew much much closer over the next nine months. They were in love with each other. They couldn't live without each other. They were soul mates. They spent their entire lives together. And it was good.

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