JUMMAH CREW BY-LAWS
Rule #1:
NO PERSON SHALL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT ANYONE'S MOTHER, BE IT A PERSON WHO IS PRESENT, ABSENT, THEORETICAL, HYPOTHETICAL, LYRICAL, PHYSICAL, OR REALISTICAL.
Rule #2:
NO PERSON SHALL SHINE A LASER POINTER THINGY AT ANY OTHER MEMBER OF JUMMAH CREW'S EYES OR GENTIAL AREA. SUCH SHINING SHALL BE ALLOWED AT NON-CREW MEMBERS. ALSO DISRUPTION OF ISLAMIC EVENTS WITH AFORE-MENTIONED POINTER IS ALSO NOT ALLOWED.
This is the Law, as agreed upon by the joint body of the jummah crew legislative assembly. The law shall be enforced by any and all members. The methodology of enforcement is as follows:
(1) ONE PUNCH TO THE ARM OF THE OFFENDER WILL BE ADMINISTERED BY ALL MEMBERS PRESENT AT THE TIME OF THE TRANSGRESSION.
(2) ANY ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE THIS PUNISHMENT WILL RESULT IN A DOUBLING OF THE PENALTY. THE PENALTY CAN BE DOUBLED FOR A UNLIMITED BASIS.
(3) FALSE ACCUSATIONS OF CRIMES WILL RESULT IN THE ACCUSER BEING PUNISHED IN A SIMILAR MANNER AS OUTLINED IN STEP 1.