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</script> <script language="JavaScript" src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/text/control.text?u=junta_85&i=3&a=render&style=js"></script> <script language="JavaScript"> if (enabled == 'no') { document.write("<A HREF=\"http://htmlgear.lycos.com/text/control.text?u=junta_85&i=3&a=render&style=list\">Moon's Truth:</A> Click to View or Add Text. <a href=\"http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/text.html\"><img align=middle border=0 width=16 height=14 src=\"http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/log/tx_i_gear.GIF\"></a><BR><P>"); }</script> <noscript> <A HREF="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/text/control.text?u=junta_85&i=3&a=render&style=list">Moon's Truth:</A> Click to View or Add Text. <a href="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/specs/text.html"><img align=middle border=0 width=16 height=14 src="http://htmlgear.lycos.com/img/log/tx_i_gear.GIF"></a><P> </noscript>   </b></div> <bR> <div> <B> <A HREF="http://www.freewebware.com/"><IMG BORDER=0 SRC="http://tools.freewebware.com/counter2.vd/7568f021244155d5292655ae9515f3a1?style=joly-blue"> </A>  </b><B> <FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://tools.freewebware.com/poll.vd/399a7b823f1afaa1"> <TABLE BORDER=1> <TR><TD> <TABLE BORDER=0> <TR><TD><B>Do you pee in the shower?</b></TD></TR> <TR><TD><FONT SIZE=-1> <INPUT TYPE=RADIO NAME=vote VALUE=1>Yes<BR> <INPUT TYPE=RADIO NAME=vote VALUE=2>No<BR> </FONT></TD></TR> <TR><TD><INPUT TYPE=SUBMIT VALUE="Cast Vote"> </TD></TR> </TABLE> <FONT SIZE=-2><A HREF="http://tools.freewebware.com/poll.vd/399a7b823f1afaa1?a=2">[Results]</A></FONT> </TD></TR> </TABLE> </FORM>  Anwser this poll honestly now.</b></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="074571f0.gif" border=0 width="87" height="31" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></b></div> <div> <A HREF="http://tools.freewebware.com/guestbook.vd/sign/2fd233377f4b1e73" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://tools.freewebware.com/guestbook.v"><U><B>Sign my guestbook</b></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://tools.freewebware.com/guestbook.vd/view/2fd233377f4b1e73" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://tools.freewebware.com/guestbook.v"><U><B>View Guestbook</b></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>If you wanna talk, my icq # is 72797877</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>3/1/02</b></div> <div> <B>First entry for this year.  Hmmmmmm....Guess its pretty hard to keep up with a website.  I added more pictures of my art.  You can check it out if you want.  Don't know what to put on this site anymore...</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>11/17/01</b></div> <div> <B>Finally got the Astroworld pictures developed so if you wanna check them out, they're in the pictures section.  Its been interesting lately.  Been going out too much probably though but who doesn't like to go to parties and hang out with friends?  There's so much to do and so little time.  I can sorta drive a stick now.  I think I drove better a week ago then now though.  Its kinda sad.  I had a pretty good game of basketball yesterday but I'm sore.  I'm playing on the TAAF team.  Its gonna be funny.  Anyways, later.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>11/9/01</b></div> <div> <B>Wow, school can really take up a lot of your time.  School has been keeping me really busy.  Posting up some pictures of my friends......well......what they did at my house when we were working on an english project.  Life is good.  At least I think so.  I finally got me a car.  Its a little crazy but I got a 2002 Mustang standard.  Its silver, I'll post some pics of that too.  Does anyone still come to my website?  Maybe I should find more interesting crap....  Trying to redesign so later.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9/18/01</b></div> <div> <B>I'm starting to hate myself.  I don't understand how I manage to screw up everything.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9/17/01</b></div> <div> <B>Funny stuff. </b></div> <div> <B>If I were President George W. Bush this is what I'd say</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>Good evening my fellow Americans. </b></div> <div> <B>First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people. </b></div> <div> <B>To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? </b></div> <div> <B>Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. </b></div> <div> <B>Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country. </b></div> <div> <B>Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke your sorry asses. </b></div> <div> <B>God bless America!</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9/11/01</b></div> <div> <B>In the city of god there will be a great thunder, two brothers torn apart by chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb. The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" - Nostradamus 1654  (thanks jason)</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9/9/01</b></div> <div> <B>I'm so tired.  I don't wanna go to school.  Actually, I just don't want to go to school so freakin early.  Well, i need to organice my website a little more.  All it seems to have are pictures.  Well, i'm putting more of them on now.  I've updated just about every section so you can check them out.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>9/1/01</b></div> <div> <B>Well, apparently it take a crap load of time to load my website so I'm going to try to make each page a little smaller and maybe it won't take so long.  I've updated mostly everything too.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>8/18/01</b></div> <div> <B>School has started.  Argh.  I'm so tired.  I'm losing my taste for anime.  Almost sick of it now.  I must be changing.  So my website is probably gonna change more and more as time passes.  I really dont' know what I'll put in its place though.  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>8/9/01</b></div> <div> <B>Yeesh, its been a long time since I even thought about my website.  Well, I've been out of the country so thats why.  It was awesome.  I had so much fun in Korea.  Got me a girlfriend.  She fineeeeeeee.  Love her bunches ^^  Well, I'll try to update everything if I can.  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>5/25/01</b></div> <div> <B>girls= time x money</b></div> <div> <B>time is money</b></div> <div> <B>girls= money x money</b></div> <div> <B>money is the root of all evil</b></div> <div> <B>girls= (evil) x (evil)   (they're square rooted)</b></div> <div> <B>girls= evil </b></div> <div> <B>The one thing I think I learned from school :)</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>5/22/01</b></div> <div> <B>   About the poll.  Some of yall may think its weird but honestly, we all already know that everyone does it.  I just wanted people to think about it and realize it.  You can't really help it.  I've updated a few things but thats about it.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>5/20/01</b></div> <div> <B>   Apparently, you all want me dead. Thanks!  75% of you all wanted me to die.  About 60% of those contributed by Josh but fair enough.  I have a new poll now.  Anwser honestly.   I probably won't be able to update this page for another month but you can come back and see the same dull thing over and over again if you want. Well, see you later.  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>4/10/01</b></div> <div> <B>   Trying to update everything.  Its sorta hard knowing that I shouldn't be on.  If you come on my website, please sign the guestbook, Thanks.  Being grounded has made me appreciate my time on the computer more often. hehe. Well, don't have much time so bye.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>4/5/01</b></div> <div> <B>  I've been grounded.  I'm so bored. Finally put an original art up :) </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>3/18/01</b></div> <div> <B>  I've been to hell and back now.  If you wanna hear what its like, just ask.  I've broken every sin now.  Has anyone seen  the movie?  Watched fight club day before yesterday, hope I'm secretly taking over the world with my imaginary friend, hehe :)</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>2/4/01</b></div> <div> <B>  Heh, I haven't worked on my website for a while.  A bunch of crap has happened lately and school has kept me busy.  </b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/14/01</b></div> <div> <B>  My website really sucks.  I better find a way to make it better.  Whoevers actually visiting, could you sign the guesbook.  I'm sorta curious whos actually coming.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/10/01</b></div> <div> <B>  Got this pole up, Vote please, I could really use your advice.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/9/01</b></div> <div> <B>  Guess its bout time for me to work on my website a little more.  I've been busy with school lately.  More to come later!</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/6/01</b></div> <div> <B> Finally figured out some of the basic stuff.  Its the stupidest things that are screwing me up.  Anyways, the site improved a little I think.  Sign the Guestbook please.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/5/01  </b></div> <div> <B> This is my crappy website. First one. They are a pain in the butt to make but i made one (I know its crappy)  Anyways, try to enjoy ( I could care less, really)</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>1/4/01</b></div> <div> <B> Trying to figure out how to add more crap.  Hope it'll be better soon.</b></div> <bR> <div> <B>If you wanna talk, my icq # is 72797877</b></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A HREF="http://www.freewebware.com/"><IMG BORDER=0 SRC="http://tools.freewebware.com/counter2.vd/7568f021244155d5292655ae9515f3a1?style=joly-blue"> </A>  </b></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><U>Attention </U></b></div> <div> <B>ALL WORKS OF ART HERE ARE COPYRIGHT OF Toothpick.</b></div> <div>  <B>Please note that all artworks provided within this site and it's linking pages are not to be altered, copied, or used in any way without the permission of their respective artists.</b> </div> <div> <B>You just have to ask for permission, that's all.</b> <B>If an image is not allowed here, please inform me and I will remove it immediately</b></div> <bR> <div>  </div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>