Title:
Live Journal of Kame-is-a-sexy-lover
Sequel to
Life Of A Baka
Author:
Kyoko_godaikun
Genre:
Humor
Pairing:
Akame
Summary:
More writings from Akanishi Jin. This time he thinks he's a fanfic writer on
Live Journal!
Day
One
Kame took
away my diary, so I decided on something better! Live Journal! I will write
everything in here in English! I am
going to write stories about sexy Kame!
My
username is Kame-is-a-sexy-lover. I set up a pretty page with a turtle. Cause
Kame means turtle.
I’ve got
this really good Uke picture of Kame. If you want it just pm me! It will make
you want his ass too!
I've made
my journal friends only. Mind you I have a lot of friends. I friend them all.
But I didn't friend Kame, he didn't ask.
Day
Three
Kame was
a man with a difference
And what
a difference
Even Koki
noticed
And He's
used to Real men
PS I love
Kame
Day
Five
Title:
Doing Kame in Grave Yard
By: Kame-is-a-sexy-lover
Note:
This is my first fanfic, please everyone be gentle with me.
Akanashi
Jin the most wonderful man in all of Johnny's went to visit his grandma's
grave. He walked by the grave of his cousin Vito.
"Hi
Vito!" Jin smiled as hits the grave stone.
Then he
walked a few more meters to his great grandma's grave. "Hey Grandma."
He said. "My momma's told me a whole lot about you. She says your are a
wonderful woman."
He
finally stops in front of his grandma's stone. "Hey grandma! How's it going?
Did you know I'm back in Japan? You should see me now. I'm hot!"
Jin put
the wreath at the grave stone.
Jin was
about to say a prayer when suddenly, very suddenly Kame came out from behind
the stone. God, do you know how sexy Kame is? Jin cannot resist Kame because he
is so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What
are you doing here?" Jin asks. "Didn't you know only dead people live
here?"
"It's
just that I've missed you so very much!" Kame unbuttons his shirt. "I
can't wait to be your bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What?"
Jin asked.
But Jin
couldn't resist the sexist man in all of Japan. Kame began to do a strip tease
right in front of Jin's family’s grave stones!
All
thoughts left Jin's mind as he was dragged to a bench and forced against his
will to make love to Kame!
Day
Seven
Do you
like Ice cream?
Yes I
like Ice cream!
Do you
like Kame?
Yes I
like Kame
Do you
like Kame nude?
Yes I
like Kame nude!
Do you
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
Yes I
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
YUM YUM!
Does
Junno like Ice cream?
Yes Junno
like Ice cream!
Do Junno
like Kame?
Yes Junno
like Kame
Does Junno
like Kame nude?
Yes Junno
like Kame nude!
Does
Junno like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
Yes Junno
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
YUM YUM!
Does Ueda
like Ice cream?
Yes Ueda
like Ice cream!
Does Ueda
like Kame?
Yes Ueda
like Kame
Does Ueda
like Kame nude?
Yes Ueda likes
Kame nude!
Does Ueda
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
Yes Ueda
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
YUM YUM!
Does Maru
like Ice cream?
Yes Maru
like Ice cream!
Does Maru
like Kame?
Yes Maru
like Kame
Does Maru
like Kame nude?
Yes Maru
like Kame nude!
Does Maru
Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
Yes Maru
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
YUM YUM!
Does Koki
like Ice cream?
Yes Koki like
Ice cream!
Does Koki
like Kame?
No! Koki
like Maru!
Koki
don't hurt me!
You love
Maru!
Spoil
Sport!
Do you
like Ice cream?
Yes I
like Ice cream!
Do you
like Kame?
Yes I
like Kame
Do you
like Kame nude?
Yes I
like Kame nude!
Do you
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
Yes I
like Kame with ice cream rubbed on him.
YUM YUM!
LET’S
HAVE A KAME ICE CREAM ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And leave
out Junno because he's boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day
Fifteen:
Title:
How are you doing up there
By Kame-is-a-sexy-lover
Note:
Please friends do not laugh at Kame! He is sexy!
"How
ya doing up there?" Jin asked as he sat in the park. He was talking to the
birds.
"I'm
not doing very well. Yeah, school is fine, but my love life sucks, because I'm
going out with JUNNO!" Kame said coming into view. "Junno has no
funny jokes! He is boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He also ugly with a big nose with a
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think he’s really English!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why
don't you cheat on him?" Jin suggests.
"I
can't be that stupid!" Kame began to sob. "I love Junno so much, more
then life it's self. But he keeps sucking Ueda's dick! Junno is a
slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's
so wrong!" Jin took Kame into his arms.
"Now
I'll leave" Kame told him.
"If
you go now, I'll never see you again!" Jin held onto Kame harder. "I
would never do that to you!"
"But
Junno did, and I'm paying for it!" Kame sobbed. "What I can do, I was
even thinking of killing myself!"
"Kame!"
"I
don't want to live without you!" Kame sobbed more. Kame looks so sexy
crying by the way. His nose wrinkles up so much!
"Who
say you have to?" Jin asked.
Then Jin
pulled Kame down to the grass, and showed him how much he loved
him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kame
called Junno right after that, and dumped him. Because Junno is
boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day
eighteen
Why are
all my friends laughing at Kame?
Kame has
such a nice ass. I think that's why he makes such a great bottom! He's so
sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone!
Do not laugh at Kame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laugh at
Junno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day
twenty five
Do you
like Kame?
Yes I
like Kame!
Does Pi
like Kame!
No Pi like
Kusano!
Does
Junno like Kame?
No Junno
like Ueda!
Does Ueda
like Kame?
Sure why
not? Ueda said. Ueda likes to try anything once!
We need
to have a Kame orgy! I wanna watch everyone do Kame! He has such a tight butt,
it could hold everyone!
Day
Thirty
One foot
two foot,
Red foot
blue foot
One foot
two foot
Kame got
two foot
One hand
two hands
Red hand
blue hand
One hand
two hands
Kame got
two hands!
One dick,
one dick
Kame has
one dick!
Eat it
eat it!
I will
eat it!
Day
Thirty Five
Some
people ask, am I really Akanishi Jin? The answer is yes! Here is proof.
Will you
have him on a plane?
Will you
have him on a train?
Will you
have him in a storage closet?
Will you
have him in a toilet?
Will you
have him on the roof of the JE building?
Will you
have him under the stage at the Tokyo dome?
Will you
have him with whips and chains?
Will you
have him in the rain?
Will you
have him here or there?
Will you
have him anywhere?
NO
because I had him there first! So there! I've had him everywhere!
Day
Forty:
This is
Kamenashi Kazuya. Jin cannot write today because he's all tied up. I've used
some really good chains to tie him to my bed. So he can't write!
Thank you
to Junno who told me that Jin's been up to mischief again. Don't worry I will
beat his story writing out of him.
I don't
know where my boy friend gets the idea that I'm a bottom! Really, do I really
look the type?
Jin's
been a bad boy again, but you know what? I love him.
btw. Can
everyone please delete that nude photo of me that Jin was sending everyone?
Just because it shows my ass, doesn't mean you can have it!