BsB Fashion Show

Welcome to the 2000 BsB Fashion Show, sponsered by absolutely no one! It is announced bythe illustrious Mrs. Mia Bichette, who was practically forced to do this... needless to say, she doesn't like fashion shows, and she most certainly doesn't like the Boys. But enough of that. Let's get on with the show!! (Further commentary made by an actual BsB fan will be shown in this color.)

"Thank you, whoever the heck that is." (Said in dry, sarcastic tone.)

"I'm am here tonight to announce the 2000 BsB Fashion Show, and boy am I honored to be here." (If you'll notice, most of what she said has sarcastic undertones.)

First we have the gorgous Mr. Kevin Richardson, who is sporting an outfit provided by American Eagle Outfitters. The plain khakis, belt included, can fit any occasion. *Is Kevin included?* The multilayered shirts can be worn closed or opened, as Mr. Richardson is wearing it. *Yeah, but we just wish he'd take everything off?*

Next is the adorable Mr. Brian Littrell, showing us a more laid back style of his. His black pants are Tommy Hilfigure, although the shirt is of unknown origin. *Are you trying to imply something?* The backwards cap is something reminiscent of the eighties and early ninties, though the style is often found in today's fashion statements. I believe it is a Cleveland Indian's cap. *Cleveland? And we're from the south? Brian, you should be ashamed.*

Our next Boy is.. Oh my God..... *sigh!* Nick Carter, who is showing his love for baseball. *Is there a problem with baseball or something?* He's going all out casual tonight, folks, with worn out, faded jeans and dirty tennis shoes. Nike, too, if I'm seeing this correctly. *I'm sensing you don't like what he has on.*

Here is the ever fashionable AJ in his.... golf attire? Is this right? *Yeah, he's playing golf. You got a problem with that?* The shirt, a perfect fit for his thin frame, also shows off his numerous tattoos as well. The cargo pants, from the Gap, are.... perfect for any occasion. *Am I sensing sarcasim?*

This is the.... Do I have to read this? *You better!* *sigh!* the sensual Howie D. in a suede suit from his father's closet. Oh, wait. The belt and shirt came from his own closet. *Is there anything wrong with hand-me-downs?*

And here are the boys all together one last time before the night ends. Kevin, on the end, is carrying his lovely fur mittens and sporting a beautiful black, button up dress. *Excuse me?!?!? Dress??? Who do you think you are [CENSORED]* Okay, I've had enough. Nick is looking like an old man who WISHES he could dress cool, Howie... What's up with the 70's stuff? It's the Two Thousands, okay? Got that? Brian's cross is about to pull all of them over, and AJ's jacket looks like a bathrobe. On top of all that, they're all wearing tennis shoes!!! They didn't pay me enough to announce this!!!

*A few moments of dead air.*

*Well... Someone got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning.*

We now [ Return ] to our regularly scheduled programming.