Welcome and bottoms up!

Have you ever thought to yourself “These dang Player Associations are all just a little too cheesy!” or “What self respecting Star Wars fan would ever align themselves with a PA like that?”? Well have we got the answer for you...that’s right, THE GSA!!! We’re cheesy, corny and have lot’s of silly booze jokes that make no sense at all. We’re ready to start a party at the drop of a hat, or at the ringing of a bell, or even the signing of an Intergalactic Peace treaty....hell, we don’t need a reason to drink...just any wet liquid with mind altering qualities will do!!!

Do you ever find yourself running from authorities even when it’s not you they’re after? Do you ever run Imperial blockaids because they’re there? When Stormtroopers say “These aren’t the Droids we’re looking for!” do you pipe in with“Oh yes they are!”

Regardless of your issues we've got room for you and your neurosis...

• Brewmasters (We make the booze man!)
• Freighter Pilots (Delivery is really important for good party planning.)
• Fighter Pilots (Booze is very precious cargo)
• Diplomats (Convincing Cantina owners to buy our booze is half the battle.)
• Town Mayors (Natural customers)
• Town Mascots (Natural for drawing onlookers, who then are customers.)
• Strong Arms (for security)
• Bounty Hunters (for people who don't pay their tabs.)

Don't waste your time on the other guys when you can come here and experience bliss.

The Galactic Spirits Association's main mission is to create a large empire devoid of sober people, and instead, full to the brink of people buying our beverages.

MAY THE FROTH BE WITH YOU!!