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Friday,
May 21th, 1999:
My first entry in my diary!! Whoo hoo!! Exciting stuff, I'm
jumping for joy as I'm thinking this will be revolutionary. Oh well,
maybe it's not so exciting but who cares, it's not like anyone else is
going to read this. I'll have a good laugh when I'm 70 looking back
on my "better years". Ok, today was a pretty good, I only fell down
four times! Who say's I'm unco-ordinated?? Anyways, after
that I got out of bed and brushed my teeth and got dressed. This
time I remembered to use a hairbrush instead of my toothbrush (there's
a first time for everything right!). NOTE TO SELF:
I before E, except after C.
So
anyways, went to work and promptly burned up a manual that was some sort
of ancient scriptures thing (as if anyone would want to touch a decrepit
thing like that! Next thing I know, people are screaming at me shouting
"nice going Einstein", sure makes you wonder how people can be so cruel!!
NOTE TO SELF:
I wonder if when Albert Einstein was around and he messed up, did people
say to him, "nice going Einstein"? hmmm, makes me wonder (looked
at my watch and realized I spent 15 minutes wondering that).
Got
home in one piece and took a shower, this time remembering to use the
tub instead of the neighbour's sprinkler (I wondered why it was so cold
when I was showering in the past). Next step was to have a snack
and go to bed, that is after I made this entry in my diary, my SECRET
diary! Yeah!! 'me....my diary....the one....and onnnnnlyyyyyy....',
whoops, started to sing to myself. NOTE TO SELF: STOP
SINGING TO YOURSELF YOU FREAKIN' IDIOT!!
So that's my first entry, damn I'm
good!! I hope I see you more often diary, so for now, goodnight
you sweet, transister laiden box of radiation!!
xoxoxo
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