Amanda:
(1)
a female name; (2) A functional programming language derived mostly from
Miranda with some small changes. Amanda was written by Dick Bruin and
implemented on MS-DOS and NeXT. It is available as an interpreter only;
(3) a town in Ohio (village, FIPS 1630) Location: 39.65038 N, 82.74326
W Population (1990): 729 (284 housing units) Area: 0.6 sq km (land), 0.0
sq km (water) Zip code(s): 43102; If anyone knows
of someone named Amanda, that lives in Amanda and writes Amanda, let me
know!
Basketweave,
The: Highway
401 across Toronto; You've got to be joking thinking
I'm going to hit the basketweave during rush hour!
Boxing
Day: the
day after Christmas. So named because of the British tradition of giving
gift boxes to people such as mail carriers, milkmen, etc., on December
26. In Canada, Boxing Day is the date for many huge annual sales; Boxing
Day is my favourite day of the year to drop some cash
Canada
Day: Canada's
birthday. July 1, the anniversary of the Confederation of Canada in 1867.
The day is marked by parties and fireworks; crack
out the 'works Herb, we're gonna party like it's 1999...err, I mean until
it's July 2nd!
Cecie:
a female name; I do not flirt with
that 50+ year old grandmother named Cecie
Chesterfield:
a
couch or a sofa; "Welcome to the Brick,
can I interest you in a new chesterfield?"
Crappy:
very bad; Some
of my pages on this site look crappy
Creature:
A living being, especially an animal; The
creator of this site is a strange creature
Dork:
a dull stupid fatuous person; Tom Green
is a dork
Eh:
Used in asking a question or in seeking repetition or confirmation
of a statement; So, you think I'm hot,
eh?
Eavestrough:
a
gutter, the sort that is attached to houses and funnels rain water down
a pipes; aww man! do I have to go clean
out the leaves from the eavestrough today? the game is coming up and it's
a million degrees below outside!
Elastic
Band: rubber
band; D!
stop shooting elastic bands at the girls or else I'll send you to the
Principal's Office!
Fatuous:
Feeble in mind; weak; silly; stupid; foolish; Tom
Green is fatuous
Fourteen:
(1)
The cardinal number equal to 13 + 1; (2) The 14th in a set or sequence;
(3) Something having 14 parts, units, or members; (4) Four and ten more;
twice seven; Ah geez, four is fourteen
minus ten (4=14-10)
Glove
Box: same
as the glove compartment in a vehicle; come
on officer, I wasn't speeding! But since you insist, let me get my registration
out of the glove box
GST:
the
wonderful Goods and Services Tax at 7% that goes on top of just about
every purchase (in addition to the provincial sales taxes which varies
throughout the country, though it's 8% here in Ontario). It's also called
the "Grab and Steal Tax" or the "Gouge and Screw Tax." If you're
visiting Canada and think you're getting a bargain with the currency exchange,
think again when it costs you $12,000CAN to buy a pack of gum!
GST...you
SUCK!
Hogtown:
nickname for Toronto; screw
this Buffalo crap, I'm heading to Hogtown
Housecoat:
robe,
bathrobe; crap,
we have company over now? Where's my housecoat?
How
zit goan, eh?: (not
exactly a single word, but it's staying here) the Canadian way of saying
"how are you?";
Aay,
Dougie, how zit goan, eh? (yes, even I say that phrase often)
Hydro:
electricity
supply. This term is used in Ontario, Quebec, British Columbia, and elsewhere,
but not throughout the entire country; why
do you leave the computer on when you're not using it? Who do you think
pays the hydro bill around here?
Ineffable:
Incapable of being expressed; indescribable or unutterable;
Susan from 'Survivor' is so awful looking, 'she's'
ineffable
Joe
Louis: snack
cake treat similar to a Twinkie, made with chocolate cake and a white
icing interior. Available in Ontario and Quebec; before
I go to my next class, I'm just going to run across the street and grab
a Joe Louis
Kay-Beck:
the
way you're supposed to pronounce Quebec in French; Aay
Jean, ware did dat team, you no, dat awwkey team, de Kay-Beck Nordiques
go? Eh?
Klick:
kilometer,
or kilometer per hour; you
said I was going how many klicks officer?
Knapsack:
backpack
or bookbag; I
put all my books in my knapsack, slung it over my shoulder and shuffled
off to school this morning
Kook:
A person regarded as strange, eccentric, or crazy; Denise
Kookie/Kooky:
Characteristic of a kook; strange or crazy; Denise
was a kooky girl
Lagoon:
A shallow body of water, especially one separated from a sea by sandbars
or coral reefs; Come play Survivor in
my lagoon
Loonie:
the Canadian one dollar coin; That
guy should be put away,he thinks a loonie is actually worth something
Love:
A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward
a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive
qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness; I
love Mandy =)
Macaroni
Salad: tasty dish made with
macaroni, bell peppers, mayonnaise and carrots;
My girl loves macaroni salad
Manda:
a
Dravidian language spoken in south central India; Manda
is hard to understand at times (no, not that Manda!)
Messausaging:
the act of sending online messages using multiple messaging services
(not necessarily at the same time); pronounced "meh-sausage-ing";
It's 7 o'clock, time to start messausaging!
Parka:
a
coat or jacket with a hood and usually a warm lining for cold-weather
wear; D, don't forget to put on your parka
when you go to play outside because it's cold
Peg,
The: nickname
for Winnipeg; I sure hope the Grey Cup
isn't being held in the Peg this year!
Pop:
carbonated soft drink; Gimme the largest
bottle of pop you can find...that's right, POP not SODA!
Poutine:
Quebecois
specialty. French fries covered in cheese curds and gravy; don't
you ever bring me poutine if you know what's good for you!
Remembrance
Day: November
11, known in the US as "Veterans' Day"; let's
have a moment of silence on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the
eleventh month and remember those who fought for your country
Robertson
screws/screwdriver: screws
(for metal or wood) with a square hole in the top rather than a straight
or X-shaped one. Robertson screwdrivers come in different colors to indicate
what size they are. Green and red are the most common. Robertson screws
are just about impossible to strip, unlike Phillips-head ones, which become
unusable about thirty seconds after you've tried with all your might to
screw them into tough material. They'd be popular in the US, but Henry
Ford wanted exclusive rights to them, and Robertson (the inventor, a Canadian)
refused to sell; this
is delicate work now...hammer...punch...a number 10-32 screw...red Robbie...perfect!
Now you can be Bob Vila anytime with this little bit of information!
Rock,
The: this
island of Newfoundland; you don't expect
me to go to the Rock for the winter, do you? I'll freeze my &*#$ off!
Rockets:
small,
chalky candies packaged in rolls wrapped in clear plastic;
don't let our supply of Rockets dwindle to nothing or else I'll start
to cry because they are my little bits of heaven :-)
Runners:
sneakers,
running shoes; I
can't take part in PE today coach, I washed my runners yesterday and they're
still wet
Serviette:
French
for "napkin" used throughout Canada, though not a regular thing;
here's
your Big Mac sir, would you like a serviette with that?
Shinny:
a
pick-up hockey game where people just show up and play. Played recreationally
all over Canada, in ice skates, on inline skates, or in shoes; hey
guys, wanna play some shinny this weekend?
Ski-doo:
generic
term for snowmobile. Also the brand name for snowmobiles made by a company
named Bombardier (pronounced "bom-bar-dee-eh"); now
son, I want you to go warm up the skidoo for me before I go to work every
morning, ok?
Smoke
Shop: a
small variety store, usually on a corner in a residential neighbourhood
of a city. Similar to the American "convenience store"; don't
worry, I can get Fritos at the smoke shop whenever you want some!
Snowbird:
a
Canadian who flees to the southern United States (usually Florida) for
some or all of the winter; only
snowbirds can't handle the Canadian winters
Solicitude:
care
or concern, as for the well-being of another; Once
you get to know Mandy, you'll instantly become solicitude towards her
Stubby:
a
short-necked, fat beer bottle once used by Canadian breweries, though
they are very hard to find now; take my money,
take anything you want Mr. Robber, but don't touch my stubby
Sweater:
hockey
uniform top, called a "jersey" in the US. Also refers to a warm top worn
in winter to combat the cold weather; aww,
Santa got me a sweater for Christmas, how nice!
Thanksgiving
Day:
celebrated on the second Monday of October, to reflect that Canada's harvest
comes earlier than the American one. Very similar to the American Thanksgiving
-- family get-togethers, big turkey dinner with potatoes, gravy, etc.,
but not as big a deal here, and there's no mention at all of Pilgrims;
oooh,
turkey all week long, now that's something to be thankful for :-)
Three-sixty-five:
formerly known as a learner's permit for new drivers in Ontario. Also
referred to the number of days that the permit is valid for; woohoo,
my 16th birthday has arrived and I can finally get my 365!
Timbits:
donut
holes from Tim Horton's; yo
mom, bring back some Timbits when you're coming home, k?
Toonie:
the Canadian two dollar coin; You can't
get anything with a toonie these days!
Toque:
a
small, brimless, close-fitting hat mostly worn in colder places to keep
your head and ears warm; little D, don't
forget to take your toque when you go to play hockey!
Trackpants:
sweatpants;
mooooommm, did you wash my trackpants yet?
Two-Four:
a
case of beer; Yo Bob, can you get me a
two-four...like now...eh?
Victoria
Day: Queen
Victoria's birthday, May 24th. It's celebrated the Monday before Memorial
Day. Beer is the official beverage of the Victoria Day weekend, because
it's more or less the first weekend of the summer, when everyone goes
to their cottages or cabins and opens them up for the first time since
fall; yay!
summer is almost here, thank you Queen Victoria :-)
Zed:
the
26th letter in the alphabet;
...t-u-v-w-x-y-zed
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