If you're more interested in your up-to-the-minute horoscope, then click on your astrological sign and it will reveal what it thinks best suits your mood at that given second.
The third option available to you, if you're feeling uninspired and need perking up, is a quote generator! You're just one click away from words of wisdom that are guarenteed to inject a spike into that blah feeling.
Finally, if you've had enough and just want out of this world...errr...I mean the swamp, and think you've spent enough time at this site, but don't really know where to go, then click on the random link icon and see where it takes you! Oh, if you're wondering about the content of the sites you'll end up at, trust me, they will not contain porn related material!
So look around, try out all of
them if you want, there is no charge for this service!
The 8-Ball is very
temperamental! It does not like complicated questions...it much prefers if you
keep your questions simple that can be answered with a simple yes or no.
Any other types of questions only makes it angry and will give you answers that
won't mean anything to you, but does to it. That's it's way of throwing
bad luck at you without you even knowing it, so please be careful!
Click on the 8-Ball once you have your question ready
You'll never know what will pop up once you click, so be warned, if you don't want a smile on your face, don't click the WISDOM button!