Sunday,
December 17th, 2000:
OK,
so it's been over a month now between entries, get over it!
I
thought, since we're approaching that time of the year where you get all
those year-end highlights, I would create my own list, so here goes...
I
want it...no, I want it...no! I WANT IT...NO! IT'S MINE! award...George
W. Bush battling Al Gore for something we don't care about anymore
Election
that only took hours to declare a winner from the opening of the polls
to the closing...Canadian election 2000
Best
band that brought swearing into the mainstream this year...Limp Bizkit
with My Generation
The
undisputed snow capital of the planet...Buffalo, NY
Money-hungry-gutted-whores...Alex
Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez...do I sense a trend with names ending in
Z? Is Juan Valdez next?
Number
of times I was zapped/electrocuted this year...0
174...the
number of videotapes I currently have, including pre-recorded ones
258...the
number of cds I currently have that I can see
What
were they thinking?...Jermaine Jackson and his wife naming their son
Jermajesty. Then again, having a brother by the name of Michael Jackson
explains everything
Most
anticipated book release by kids and adults around the world...J.K.
Rowling's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Band
breakup over the idea that if you're not a boy band, you can't exist in
the music world...Smashing Pumpkins
Most
interesting and entertaining movie to me...Gladiator
TV
show I use to watch and liked but kept forgetting this season because
of the new date and now don't care if I see it or not...Fraiser
Most
entertaining reality-based show...Survivor, despite having
to see Richard naked and listening to Susan, that husky woman
Copycat
reality-based show that flopped and had more people tuned out than in...Big
Brother
Sporting
spectacle that people didn't seem to care about...tie between the
World Series featuring both NY teams and the Summer Olympics
Band
least likely guessed as being the ones to dethrone the Backstreet Boys
from the number one position on Billboard in 2000...The Beatles
Biggest
"bust" of the year...Anna Nicole Smith losing her court
battle to collect $2 billion, but "settling" for $450 million
from her late 90 year old husband's (she's was 32 at the time of his death),
J. Howard Marshall, estate
It
took 14 years, but gosh darnit, we've succeeded...the shutting down
of the Chernobyl Nuclear reactors after it caused the world's worst nuclear
accident and it's radiation infected nearly three and a half million people
Number
of times I've shoveled snow this winter and hated it...2
Number
of times I've shoveled snow this winter and loved it...0
Songs
that should get more airplay...Love,
Hate, Love- Alice in Chains, Change-
Deftones, anything by the Matthew Good Band
Computer
virus' I've had this year...0
Computer
virus' I've had in the last 4 years...1
Celebrities/noteworthy
people that found their way to jail/charged/detained by police...Jennifer
Lopez, Puff Daddy, Robert Downey Jr., Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, Tonya
Harding, Darryl Strawberry, Eminem
TV
personality that we're so very happy to see go...Kathie Lee Gifford
Most
interesting e-book I read...Stephen King's Ride the Bullet
Saddest
passing of the year...Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz at
the age of 77
Comeback
of the year? I think not...Carlos Santana's Supernatural. How
can you go wrong with having big name artists singing songs and slapping
your name on the cover and win comeback artist of the year? If I could
get Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McLachlan, Garth Brooks, Christina
Aguilera, Sisqo, Eminem and 'N Sync to contribute and sing songs for my
album, maybe I can win New Artist of the Year!
Number
of cactus' I bought for my window...2
Number
of cactus' currently remaining and growing from the original batch...2
Number
of times I've married Darva Conger...0
Number
of times I've been a multi-millionaire...0
TV
show my girl turned me onto...Will
& Grace
Game
I can't beat Rachel at...Literati
Worst
online purchase from a company in the US experience...buying 4 posters
and having the total, including shipping and taxes, come up to around
$65, and ending up paying over $130 after the wonderful people at Canada
Customs decided to reassess the value of the posters and impose their
outrageous judgment and charge duty based on that
I
so want to destroy that cd...Nelly's Country Grammar
People
Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2000...Brad Pitt. He also
won the "award" in 1995, leading me to wonder what happened
from 1996-1999? Wasn't he still sexy then? Was he not alive during that
time? By the name of the "award", the only way to lose that
title is to no longer be alive or to become unsexy. If you become unsexy,
how do you become sexy once again? Apparently Brad Pitt can go from being
sexy one year, to not being sexy for the next 4 years, then become sexy
once again...this "award" confuses me
Time
Magazine's Person of the Year 2000...George W. Bush. What did
this guy do to deserve Person of the Year? Somehow I think Al Gore
would have won this title had he won the election, leading me to ask this
question...who cares?
Number
of year end lists I've made to date, including this one...1
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