1. Always remember to coast to the shoulder and off-road it everytime
you come to an off-ramp, before your car dies and the power-steering
locks up the wheel..
2. Don't get up and act out a racial joke in front of that ethnicity,
then hide in your Wendy's booth.
3. Remember to leave the garage door cracked enough for you to
squeeze under.
4. Don't break bad news to someone when they're driving.
5. Have some emo music in your car, in case someone breaks you
bad news while you're driving.
6. Always stretch well before taking part in physical activities.
7. Never say, "You're just jealous, because we won't pick
you up!"
8. It's always good to have someone you can call at 1 AM.
9. When buying lacrosse equipment at Galyan's, it's key that you
switch the cheaper price stickers to the more expensive stuff
you're buying.
10. It helps to hit on the cashier when purchasing swindled lacrosse
equipment.
11. Never, as a coach, name a play 'skeet'.
12. Try not to lock your keys in the car, especially on a date.
13. Always bring cards.
14. If you sign a contract saying you'll eat moldy, moist, possibly
diseased food, you should follow through.
15. When you get hit in dodgeball, just admit you're out and stop
being so queer.
16. Don't be embarrassed if you fall off your bike, twice.
17. Social tolerance is so play pogs, cold-blooded revenge is
so ride bikes.
18. Basically, try not to get used and cheated on.
19. Don't leave out a #19 on a list.
20. Never date someone who wants to "tone it down", until they've grown tired of the other person they're seeing right then.
21. People don't change.
22. Don't bid for something on eBay that you can't pay for.
23. Always be nice to little kids and the elderly.
24. Make sure the neighbors aren't around when you feel like yelling
out your problems to God.
25. If you bust down a door in your house and have to leave, try
to leave a post-it saying you did it, so your parents won't think
an escaped convict is hiding in the attic.
26. Beta-endorphins are the only substances that should ever be
experimented with, abused, or bragged about.
27. Never feel you need to stay within the lines.
28. Always thank your friends.
29. Never quit searching or listening for new music.
30. Sadly, Westerville never has and never will be a "dry" town.
31. Look up to people at your own risk, because you may be let down pretty hard.
32. Drinking, adultery, sinning, etc. won't be the death of you, your cognitive dissonance will.
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Alternative
Superman - Five for Fighting
100 Years - Five for Fighting
Gone - Switchfoot
Everlong - Foo Fighters
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue
Hanging by a Moment - Lifehouse
Black Balloon - Goo Goo Dolls
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Punk
Grenade Jumper - Fall Out Boy
Hotel Room - Mest
Hurricane - Something Corporate
Miles Apart - Yellowcard
Playing For Keeps - Matchbook Romance
Ten Minutes - Get Up Kids
Shoulder to the Wheel - Saves The Day
Up And Go - The Starting Line
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Emo
Hands Down - Dashboard
Ever So Sweet - Taking Back Sunday
Ender Will Save Us All - Dashboard
Broken Hearts And Concrete - Dashboard
A Plain Morning - Dashboard
Nobody Puts Baby - Fall Out Boy
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Power Pop/Indie
Such Great Heights - Postal Service
Time Is Running Out - Muse
Amsterdam - Guster
Wonderwall - Oasis
All Around the World - Oasis
Blue Side - Rooney
I'm Shakin - Rooney
Half the World Away - Oasis
Don't Look Back - Oasis
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Hard
Gravity - Audiovent
Torn Apart - Stabbing Westward
Same Direction - Hoobastank
Beautiful Tragedy - With Broken Wings
We Still Kill - Lostprophets
Where Did We - Magna-Fi
Post Script - Finch
Letters To You - Finch
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Progressive/Rap
Bombs Over Baghdad - Outkast
More Human - X-Ecutioners
I Hate Jimmy Page - Mindless Self
Bulls on Parade - Rage Against
So Watcha Want - Beastie Boys
Salt Shaker - Lil Jon |
