So here are some reasons and a cool story. *It comes from cows. *Cows are funny. *On the show
Jackass they puke it. *It's in our story often. *That's because I think it's funny. *Haven. They should
have vomited. *Milk, milk. What goes with cheese? *Milk, milk. What goes with pie? *That is a mildly
funny commercial the first time you see it. *It's white. *You can turn it brown with chocolate syrup. *My
friend Kristina drinks it a lot. *She likes it with just a little bit of chocolate. *She used to have 2 chickens.
*Chickens don't say gobble. *But turkeys do!!! *I thought this was about milk. *I don't know why I even
bother to tell you. *that. *Milk is funny. *I also don't know why you'd even care. *Once my Oreo turned
my milk blue! *It was Springtime Oreos! *But it made my heart stop. *Not really. *Tom Green drinks
milk right out of the cow. *It's probably warm. *At camp last summer 2 councelors drank it right out of the horse.
*After that I stepped in some horse poop. *When I got home my dog had to smell the crap on my shoes. *Of course.
*Vomit smells like rancid milk. A story. About milk. A few days
ago I was at home babysitting my little brothers. Blah! So anyways, we were having a snack and with some milk. I was going
crazy 'cuz I just went to a Dark Angel website and reading what that stupid and annoying Alanna girl had to say. Something
about a book report I think. She is so annoying. Anyhoo, she had mentioned the Haven episode and you know that reminds me
of milk. And I just didn't think you could drink that much milk without vomiting! So I told my brother and he didn't see
that one. I wanted to see if I could drink a whole pitcher of milk without vomiting. So I started to drink some
milk. I finished one glass when my brother asked me, "Shouldn't you be all shaking and stuff to be fair?" Okay,
so that's not exact words. But who cares. So then I did about half of the next glass all shaking. I spilled most of it.
After 3 glasses I really wasn't feeling to well. I sat there for a few minutes. Then I vomited in the sink. So you
see, I was right. You really can't drink that much milk without vomiting. Also I think the shaking made it worse which just
further proves my point. YOU KNOW I DON'T EVEN DRINK MILK.
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