Jameserella
by mei-chan
Once upon a time, there was a boy named James. He lead a rich life, had everything a boy would want, and yet he was unhappy. Why? Well the reason was his fiancée Jesse-bell.
She made life horrible. And James could not stand being near Jesse-bell. Let alone spend his whole life with her, so he ran away.
Afraid that Jesse-bell would find him, James disguised himself as a girl. He now wore dresses and donned a long lavender wig. Since he had a feminine body, minus the fact that he was *ahem* flat chested, James easily fooled everyone into thinking he was a girl. Finding a job was another matter…
So one day, James applied for a job. He was immediately hired, not because of his beauty but because no one else wanted the job. His boss was Nastina, and was wrinkled, ugly, old, and jealous of James’ beauty.
And because of that, Nastina had James clean out the chimneys everyday. Poor James had to work from dawn till dusk, and his once pretty face was all covered up in soot. Nastina was overjoyed and officially nicknamed him Jameserella.
Then one day, there was a party at King Oak’s Castle. Everyone was invited. Jameserella wanted to go too, but due to the overwhelming work that Nastina told him to do, he couldn’t attend the party.
Jameserella didn’t weep, oh no; instead he spread soot all over Nastina’s bedroom as revenge.
When the clock struck 10, Jameserella decided to go to bed. After all, what was there to do?
Suddenly, a fairy appeared right before Jameserella. It was dressed in tights and had a strange accent.
“Hey YOU!!” the fairy yelled at Jameserella.
“What? Hurry up, I need my beauty sleep.” He said tiredly.
“How come ya not crying? Huh?”
“Why? Am I supposed to?” Jameserella said sleepily.
“YES YOU ARE!!”
Jameserella looked bored, “Why? I don’t want to.”
“BUT YA HAVE TA!” the fairy cried. “CINDERELLA ALWAYS CRIED!!”
“No.”
The fairy was shocked. He-or maybe it didn’t expect this to happen. “Please won’t you cry for me?” the fairy tried asking nicely.
“No! Go Away!”
The fairy tried another tactic. “Hey do ya wanna go that dat party?” That got Jameserella’s attention.
“Well I can turn ya into the most beautiful girl at the ball!”
“Really? How?”
“Well…If ya cried…”
Jameserella smacked the fairy on the head. “Bah! Just a bunch of rubbish.” He said.
“HEY! IS THIS DA WAY TO TREAT A FAIRY GODPOKEMON?!!” the fairy yelled out.
“What are you?” Jameserella asked out of curiosity.
“I’m MEOWTH.” The fairy said proudly.
“Wow, those tights really look ugly on you.” Jameserella pointed out. Meowth the fairy blushed bright red and scratched Jameserella.
“OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!”
“We need to get on with da story, this part’s getting too long!” Meowth muttered and so in a wave of his fairy wand, Jameserella was wearing a bright sparkly dress. “And as a bonus!” with another wave of the wand, Jameserella was immediately transported to the castle.
“OH YEAH!!” Jameserella shouted gleefully and ran into the ballroom. There he danced and danced. The time passed by quickly.
Then a prince or what seemed like a prince accidentally stepped onto Jameserella’s shoe. “OUCH!!” he(Jameserella) cried out in pain.
The prince apologized, although he(the prince) didn’t sound like he had meant it. The prince had a strange appearance, he had long red hair and didn’t sound like a boy at all, plus he looked a lot like Jesse-bell…
Just then the clock struck midnight. Jameserella disappeared right before the prince’s eyes!! The prince didn’t look surprised at all…
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Meanwhile at the Pokemon Fairy Office, Pikachu the Head Fairy was very angry with a certain Meowth.
“PIKA! PI KA CHU?!” Translation: “MEOWTH! HOW COULD YOU?!”
“Eh…what did I do?” Meowth tried to sound innocent.
“PIKA PIKA PIKA PIIIIII KAAAA?!!” Translation: “WHY AREN’T JAMESERELLA AND THE PRINCE (in disguise) IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?!”
Meowth stared at the floor. “Well I dunno…”
“PI PI PI KA!” Translation: “THEN I SENTENCE YOU AS A LOW- PAID FAIRY FOR LIFE!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
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And so, the next day Nastina fired Jameserella. But luckily he met an agent and got a job as a model. Jameserella also changed his name to Jamie since Jameserella was too long.
Jamie became a world famous model since everything he wore matched him perfectly.
Poor Meowth was eternally a low-paid fairy and was permanently stuck in weird fairy tale parodies.
And everyone lived happily and unhappily ever after.
The End.