End embarrassment as you field that "why" question with this handy list of excuses.

1. Oh come on, it's so funny. 'Type's not my forte,' tee hee.
2. I have a thing for young girls screaming.
3. My kids love it, although I have to tie them to a chair and force them to watch a video at three hourly intervals...
4. I guess I like big blue boxes.
5. It's either this or twenty cups of coffee.
6. It's an addiction. One day you're just merrily tootling along, and the next thing you know you're wondering which episode they mention the Hoothi.
7. Douglas Adams and Kate Bush have both written episodes, you know. It must be good.
8. I don't know, the BBC just keep sending me these videos.
9. What? Does that mean you're a Trekkie then?!? You know what we do to Trekkies round our way...
10. I'm Steve Roberts. I have to, it's my job. Honestly.