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TOTAL TRAUMA

Instant message mishap
I am still asking myself how i let this happen. One night I was at home, surfing the internet, when an instant message popped up on my monitor. I didnt recognize the screen name so i asked who the message was from. The answer came baq that it was Lori, a friend of mine from school. So we started chatting baq and forth, talking about boys. "Lori" asked me who I liked and i told her, but only after she promised not to tell anyone. The next day at school I saw Lori and reminded her ofo her promise. She, of course ahad no idea what i was talking about. It turns out that my correspondant was not Lori, but the best friend of my crush-who told everyone in school my secret.
-Betsey
Fumble!
This is almost too embarassing to repeat! We were playing a game of co-ed flag football at school. I'd worn an old pair of shorts; the elastic was wearing out and they fit rather loosely aorund my waist. I was running down the feild when i felt a hard tug and sensed my shprts slipping down. SOmeone on the other team had gotten a little too enthusiastic and had pulled on my shorts instead of the flag! When I stopped running, my shorts were around my knees and the whoole class was laughing.
-Jane
Dancing Queen
We moved into a new houseabout two weeks ago. Last Saturday afternoon, I happened to be home alone. I decided to take advantage of the empty living room and have a solo dance party. I cranked up the radio really loud and started dancing all around the room. I got totally into it and really went wild! After about 15 minutes, I heard some loud knocking. At first I oculdnt figure out where it was coming from. Eventually, I looked out the big picture window in the living room and saw three cute guys from the neighborhood-waving at me with big smiles on their faces. They'd seen my whole dance routine! I was truly mortified!
-Teresa
Slipup
I was graduating from junior high school and the auditorium floor had just been waxed. The teachers had warned us not to walk too fast while we were marching in because the floor was very slippery. I was so nervous that i would slip, and -of course- I did! Just as I was walking to the podium, I hit a slick spot and down I went. but that wasnt all. When i got up, I immediatly hit another slippery spot and fell again. Everyone cracked up.  It was so embarassing!
-Karen
 

These stories came from a book called "total trauma".

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