Mood:
suave
So, my (so-called) friend nominated me for the Creative Writer Blogger Award, which is ironic as I have worked hard for the title of "Laziest Blogger in the World." She even wants me to put a logo in here when she knows I'm borderline computer-illiterate. Oh, there it is. What do you know, I actually did it!
I have to do this because my (so-called) fiend friend has masochistic tendencies is so very dear to me, I can do nothing else but acceed to her demands wishes.
Apparently, this (so-called) award from my (so-called) friend - which is actually a heinous plot to make me blog twice in the same month - has rules.
1. Thank the person who gave this to you.
Are you serious? You are? But of course I give thanks for this dubious wonderful honor!
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
Done, and it didn't hurt too much.
3. Link to the person who nominated you.
Will do.
4. Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth.
1) I love snow and below-zero temperatures. Nothing like jumping naked into a snowdrift.
2) Me and Brad Pitt - we go way back.
3) I see dead people.
4) That tall, slim, pale-haired woman on my Facebook and Twitter avatar? Yep, that's me.
5) I climb a mountain every day for exercise.
6) I auditioned for American Idol. It brought the house down.
7) I live in a very prestigious neighborhood. Sorry I can't tell you where; the neighbors would object to the swarm of fans who would descend on my house.
5. Nominate seven three one “Creative Writer” who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies.
Coming . . . hee hee.
6. Post links to the seven three one blog you nominate.
Coming . . . hee hee.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know you nominated them.
Of course!
I would like to quote a certain saying. You may use "what goes around comes around," or if you're feeling biblical "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." But in my part of the world it's:
BACK AT YA!
I hereby nominate LK Gardner-Griffie for the prestigious Creative Writer Blogger Award.
She deserves everything coming to her it!
