*Conditions Apply WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT??????? now bUGGER oFF before i cALL the cOPS!!!! HAHAHEHEHOHOHOHOHO merry christmas...did you know santa claus is an anagram of satan lucas??? SO SATAN'S REAL NAME IS LUCAS, and SANTA is really SATAN. BECAUSE even the NASTY people have to have a good side SOMEWHERE, even if only for ONE day of the YEAR. :) WELL LETS START WITH THE BASICS. AND THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS MY ATTEMPT AT A GROOVEY WEB PAGE. cLiCk here to Let th woRLD KnoW hoW GULLIBLE yOU ARE!! cLiCk heRe To reAd aBouT OtHer peopLEs MISERABLE LIVES!!
SORRY IF THE PICTURE OF ME HAS CAUSED BLINDNESS. MY DOCTOR ASSURES ME THAT IT IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
AND HOW DO I KNOW THIS? WELL IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
NAHHH JUST KIDDING. BUT HANG ON, IF YOU ARE BLIND THEN YOU CAN'T READ THIS! HAHAHA! sorry...
I YAM ALS SOSORRY FRALL THE SPEELING MSTAKE SIN THI SPAGE.
I WILL TRYZ TOO CORREK DIT.
COULD SOMEONE PLEESE TELL ME WHY SO MANY GIRLS SEEM TO LIKE MY PICTURE? ARE THEY ACTUALLY LOOKING AT "MY" PICTURE OR JUST COMPLETELY IGNORING IT AND LOOKING AT SOMETHING ELSE???
I AM A PSYCHO LOONATIC DRUMMER WHO LIKES MONTEY PYTHON AND WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.
I ALSO LIKE SERIOUS STUFF LIKE PANTERA, RAGE AGAINSTTHE MACHINE, DREAM THEATER AND SOUNDGARDEN.
BET YOU THINK IT SUX HUH?
WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
OH WELL, THAT'S ALL. AND BY THE WAY, PLEASE SIGN MY GUEST BOOK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE.
ALSO I AM 17 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANTCOZ EVERY1 LOOKING AT THE PHOTO WILL PROBBLY THINK I'M 12.
IF THIS PAGE WORX I WILL BE MOST SURPRISED BECAUSE
ITZ A FIRST 4 ME AS YOU CAN SEE!
AND IF YOU SIGN MY GUEST BOOK TODAY, YOU WILL RECEIVE, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
THATZ RIGHT!
SO SIGN TODAY!
AND WHILE YOUR WRITING TELL ME WHY ON EARTH YOU CAME
HERE COZ I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE MAKE SURE YOU VISIT MY VERY OWN MAIL ORDER CATALOG!
SOME MORE COOL SITES WHICH I HAD TO PUT ON HERE TO FILL UP SPACE!