WELCOME TO MY CRAP WEB PAGE THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY WON'T ENJOY!
MATT'S PUSILLANIMOUS COMBUSTIBLE HISTOCRITY OF TODAYS FUTURE LOONATIKS

HI THIS IS ME*.

STARE OFF WILL YA!

*Conditions Apply

  • ANOTHER TWO PICS OF ME AT MY YEAR 12 FORMAL (looking really silly):
  • FIRST PIC
  • 23rd PIC (not really)

    WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT??????? now bUGGER oFF before i cALL the cOPS!!!! HAHAHEHEHOHOHOHOHO merry christmas...did you know santa claus is an anagram of satan lucas??? SO SATAN'S REAL NAME IS LUCAS, and SANTA is really SATAN. BECAUSE even the NASTY people have to have a good side SOMEWHERE, even if only for ONE day of the YEAR. :)

    SORRY IF THE PICTURE OF ME HAS CAUSED BLINDNESS. MY DOCTOR ASSURES ME THAT IT IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
    AND HOW DO I KNOW THIS? WELL IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
    NAHHH JUST KIDDING. BUT HANG ON, IF YOU ARE BLIND THEN YOU CAN'T READ THIS! HAHAHA! sorry...
    I YAM ALS SOSORRY FRALL THE SPEELING MSTAKE SIN THI SPAGE.
    I WILL TRYZ TOO CORREK DIT.
    COULD SOMEONE PLEESE TELL ME WHY SO MANY GIRLS SEEM TO LIKE MY PICTURE? ARE THEY ACTUALLY LOOKING AT "MY" PICTURE OR JUST COMPLETELY IGNORING IT AND LOOKING AT SOMETHING ELSE???

    WELL LETS START WITH THE BASICS.
    I AM A PSYCHO LOONATIC DRUMMER WHO LIKES MONTEY PYTHON AND WEIRD AL YANKOVIC.
    I ALSO LIKE SERIOUS STUFF LIKE PANTERA, RAGE AGAINSTTHE MACHINE, DREAM THEATER AND SOUNDGARDEN.

    AND THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS MY ATTEMPT AT A GROOVEY WEB PAGE.
    BET YOU THINK IT SUX HUH?
    WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
    OH WELL, THAT'S ALL. AND BY THE WAY, PLEASE SIGN MY GUEST BOOK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS PLACE.
    ALSO I AM 17 BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANTCOZ EVERY1 LOOKING AT THE PHOTO WILL PROBBLY THINK I'M 12.

    IF THIS PAGE WORX I WILL BE MOST SURPRISED BECAUSE
    ITZ A FIRST 4 ME AS YOU CAN SEE!
    AND IF YOU SIGN MY GUEST BOOK TODAY, YOU WILL RECEIVE, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
    THATZ RIGHT!
    SO SIGN TODAY!
    AND WHILE YOUR WRITING TELL ME WHY ON EARTH YOU CAME
    HERE COZ I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

    AND WHILE YOU'RE HERE MAKE SURE YOU VISIT MY VERY OWN MAIL ORDER CATALOG!

    cLiCk here to Let th woRLD KnoW hoW GULLIBLE yOU ARE!! cLiCk heRe To reAd aBouT OtHer peopLEs MISERABLE LIVES!!

    I USED TO HAVE
    THAT STUPID LOOKING
    LPAGE PICTURE
    ON MY PAGE
    BUT NOW I DON'T
    BECAUSE I DON'T
    CARE!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

    SOME MORE COOL SITES WHICH I HAD TO PUT ON HERE TO FILL UP SPACE!


    Page last updated 32st Oktember, Nineteen Ninety Twelve. BC. Tripod have so nicely informed me that if I don't update my page regularly it will start to delete things in a psychopathic manner(well they didn't say that specifically but I assume that's how they'll do it). So expect slight changes every once in a while so that them bastards don't screw with me. So anyway, you can email me at, does this work by the way i guess its worth a try.
    YAY THIS WORKS. MAIL HERE