Us Bigshots really like this sandwich you can get at this one particular restraunt.

So we keep getting that same sandwich (Rockabilly) over and over, with ham (Old Time Country), bacon (Blues), and cheese (Gospel). Finally we decide we're gonna try making our own sandwich like that at home. But we've eaten that same sandwich so many times. We're not sick of it, we just don't see why we should just totally mimick that sandwich that's allready been made.We're gonna do some other stuff with it.

Otherwise, why bother?

First thing is, we're going to try to use the Ham exactly the way this restraunt did it. We like Ham, but all the ham is getting old and rotten nowadays (it's got Garth Brooks fungus on it).

Nick Guitar really likes White Castle meat (AC-DC, which is Australian Punk. Face it, motherfucker). And even though it doesn't neccesarily go on the sandwich by ordinary standards, we're putting some in there because we like it.

And it IS our sandwich.

Bacon has a real harsh, consistantly distractive flavor that gets annoying if you taste it predominantly as you eat the sandwich. we love bacon, but too much gives us indigestion. So we're keeping a thin layer of it, cooked the old fashioned way, the only way it's good, not like how those English boys cook it, or those longhaired guys.

And the cheese, we're grating up the cheese and melting it. Rocko's heating it up into a new, more pliable form (Pure gospel to solid Soul, don't ask him why the Temptations died with David Ruffin unless you've got some time to kill). Come to think of it, when that restraunt started serving that sandwich nobody had ever melted cheese like this before, only since did the cheese industry really boom up and mutate into so many forms, until you could get it free and diluted on the street, although Cheese aged to such a point is best avoided (Rap played out of huge car speakers).

We might also throw a tiny bit of mayonaise ("Pre Punk" type stuff, Shangri-Las and their male equivelant, the New York Dolls) and maybe some mustard (Garage). So now we got a pretty good sandwich.

No restraunt is going to serve it, but it's a good sandwich.