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METHOD="POST" TARGET="New_Window"> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" BGCOLOR="BLACK"> <TR> <TD><TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="0" WIDTH=100%> <TR> <TD ALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR="#000000"> <A HREF="http://www.topica.com"><IMG SRC="HTMLobj-2213/topica.gif" ALT="topica" WIDTH="78" HEIGHT="50" BORDER="0"></A></TD> <TD BGCOLOR="#0ecd0e"><TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="0" CELLSPACING="1"> <TR> <TD ALIGN=LEFT><FONT STYLE="font-size:14px" FACE="arial, helvetica, sans serif" SIZE="+0" COLOR="#9bffcc"> <B>My Adult Joke List! </b></FONT></TD> </TR> <TR><TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD ALIGN=LEFT><FONT STYLE="font-size: 9pt" SIZE="-1">  <INPUT TYPE="text" SIZE="17" NAME="email" VALUE="your email"></FONT> <FONT STYLE="font-size: 9pt" FACE="Geneva,Helvetica,Arial,Sans Serif" SIZE="-1">   <INPUT TYPE="submit" VALUE="Join">   </FONT></TD> </TR> </TABLE></TD> </TR> </TABLE></TD> </TR> </TABLE> </FORM>   </div> <div>  <MOREOVER_CLONE_JAVASCRIPT_START_DO_NOT_DELETE> <SCRIPT 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