An extract from "Dramocles"

by Robert Sheckley, 1983

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When the day's work was done, Grossfoot liked to make up little songs - for such was the way of the Vanir people. One of his favorites went like this:

My name is Grossfoot.
I kill people.
I like women with big tits.
My tooth hurts.
My name is Grossfoot.

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