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Funeral Instructions: No fuss or bother. Above all, minimal cost. If you can get away with digging a hole in your back garden then do so. Alternatively, have me stuffed and placed in your living room as a conversation piece. (If I am holding a tray, people can put things on me.)
[From the Last Will of Martin Jabez Leese, 1954 to ?]

When I go, just skin me and put me on top of Trigger.
[Roy Rogers, quoted in Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins, 1976]

This dying is boring.
[The last words of Richard Feynman, 1918 to 1988]

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
[Edmund Kean, 1787 to 1833, Shakespearean actor, on his death bed]

Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent.
[Original author unknown]

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
[Lady Bracknell in the play The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde, 1894]

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo.
I was not, I was, I am not, I care not.
[A popular epitaph on Roman tombstones]

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