Haiku error messages

In 1998, Salon Magazine ran a competition challenging readers to submit error messages written as Haiku poems. These are the results.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- David Dixon

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
- David Carlson

I'm sorry, there's - um -
insufficient - what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
- Owen Mathews

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- Peter Rothman

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
- Chris Walsh

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
- Barry L. Brumitt

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
- Pat Davis

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- David J. Liszewski

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
- Charlie Gibbs

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
- Rik Jespersen

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- Suzie Wagner

This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
- Charles Matthews

wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
- Nick Sweeney

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- Mike Hagler

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- Simon Firth

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- Howard Korder

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- Bill Torcaso

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- Joy Rothke

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- David Ansel

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- James Lopez

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
- Rahul Sonnad

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- Margaret Segall

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
- Brian M. Porter

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- Cass Whittington

No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
- Jim Griffith

Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
- Jennifer Jo Lane

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- Francis Heaney

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- Judy Birmingham

The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
- Jason Willoughby

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
- Len Dvorkin

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- Ian Hughes

If computer programmers were more into Haiku these are the sort of error messages you might see.