Who am I?  Where have I been?  What have I seen?  What have I felt?  Who have I liked or loved and who I have hated with a passion?  What are my views of this world?  Why do I hate that Bill O'Reilly crybaby on Fox News?   There are many questions people ask about me, but Master Phred is silent about his past.  Besides the time that he broke some of his silence when his mind finally snapped when he was in his senior year in High School, nobody knows shit about Master Phred.  Master Phred doesn't trust anybody with his thoughts and his feelings.  Ask him about his past and get your neck broken, you nosy little bitch!  But I can say that I have never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, and was depressed almost every day in middle school and early high school.  My life was a piece of shit with a few flies giving it some attention every once and a while.  So you might ask... Why doesn't my webpage reflect any of this terrible life I have lived? Don't you listen the first time???  I don't tell anybody about my past!  So don't even ask!!!  And that's all you have to know about that.   NEXT!

I have weird music interests.  When I was in my depression era when I was little I listened to a lot of New Order.  Also, I got in to a lot of Death Row Rap.  Death Row was the shiznit before it went to hell.  When I was a teen, I started to listen to bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, White Zombie, ya know, your everyday rock bands.  I still listen to that kind of rock music every once in a while.  Then I bought my first Insane Clown Posse CD.  After that, I was the biggest juggalo (probably the only one at the time) in my school.  I bought all of the T-shirts through Psychopathic records at the time, and I tried to get every possible CD on eBay that I could.  From a one-track Halls of Illusion promo to a three-track Halls of Illusions promo.  From a gold Hollywood Milekno album to a cheap Party Mix promo CD limited to 1000 copies.  I had to get it all.  Everybody knew me for liking ICP.  People would come up to me and quote something from ICP acting like a juggalo.  It was a cool period of time.  And for Bill O'Reilly... I listened to ICP and was influenced greatly, but never thought about killing anybody.  I didn't even do bodily harm to another human either, so go fxck yourself, Bill O'Reilly.   Anyway, it was that time sitting in Biology (I took Biology for a total of four times in High School) when I was friends with Jason Zimmerman.  He told me about Death Metal and Black Metal and introduced me to Cannibal Corpse and Cradle of Filth.  After that, I got hooked onto Death and Black Metal! Even though I didn't talk to Jason that much after he opened the doors to metal music, I still had a liking for the music and ventured myself to find newer and kick-ass bands.  I found some like Old Man's Child, Rotting Christ, and Dimmu Borgir.  But buying a Dimmu Borgir CD's at Angelo's CDs and tapes (my favorite CD store), one of the guys there started talking to me and telling me about other bands.  That is how I really started to listen to Metal music and that is how I got over 100 Metal CDS in the past year! I always wonder how I am always broke, but then I look at my CD collection and I say, DAMN GENA!  Anyways, everytime I walk into Angelo's CDs and tapes, and that one guy is there, he like always recommends me these CDs and stuff.  He hands me like about 5 CDs and I am usually stupid enough to buy them all.  He has recommended me some crap, but there are some great bands he recommended me like Zyklon, Enslaved, Manegarm, Emperor, Opeth, Borknagar, and other metal bands.  Even though my friends do not like the music I listen to, I still am listening to Metal better than ever!  Even though I recently went on a road trip to Florida, where I dug out my old-ass New Order CDs, and getting into a New Order hype, it will end and I will be back into listening to fast brutal psycho Metal music!

I don't play yideo games that often (I say yideo games because I forgot how to say video games.) as I used to.  I used to be a real yeediot (that is one of the factors why I never got any when I was little).  I still have a working Nintendo (in fact, it is the original one that I got when I was little) and I have the original Game Boy and a Nintendo 64.  I don't play any of them because I am too busy with other things.  I know I had a "Mike Tyson's Punch-out" childhood memory period where I constantly played the game and built a webpage about it also.  I am thinking of buying the Game Cube and stuff when it comes out.  But every while, I will get childhood flashbacks and memories and then I drag out my crusty controllers and start playing some of my favorite yideo games and stuff.

I also practice playing guitar, bass, and keyboard.  I cannot play any of them at an ameteur level, let alone a professional level.  I need to get like guitar lessons or some shxt.  But I am recording my own cheap-ass demos on my computer.  I am working on a demo called, "Shadow of Society".  I dunno when it will be done, probably in the way future.  But the demos consists of songs I wrote and performed all myself.  And that's about it.

I'll add more shxt later, when I can think of it.