JUNE 2001 |
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Phred's Cool Punch-Out Page!
Covers both Mike Tyson's punch-out and regular punch-out. Includes characters NOBODY has found before. Click above to see! |
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Quote of the month:
"Diet Dr. Pepper does NOT taste more like regular Dr. Pepper."
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Safeway in Firestone
As some of you noticed already, I do not work at Food Pride anymore. I decided to move on with my life and get a better and harder job. So after three long years at Food Pride, I finally quit and got hired at the new Safeway in Firestone. But the store opens June 27th, so in the meantime, I get to train all the way in Superior (Superior from Firestone is about a 45 minute drive). There seems to be only 4 non-union stores in Colorado in the "Denver" division; and they are Firestone, Erie, Windsor, and Superior. I think that there were too many people training in Erie (Erie is about a 20 minute drive from Firestone), so I had to go to either Windsor or Superior. They stuck me in Superior. Oh yeah. I like applied for night-stocking, and I got hired for night stocking, but near the end of my CBT (computer-based training), they decided to stick me as a cashier for some mindless reason. And what really sucks is that I had to shave off my precious goatee to look "professional" in front of all of the "big-shots" or some shit. It was a hard decision, but I trimmed off my goatee (I like recorded myself doing it on my computer and saved my goatee in a ziploc bag. Who knows? It might be able to sell it on eBay if I ever get famous). I look kinda funny at first, but I have gotten used to it. Well, I fuck up a lot when I am cashiering (Food Pride is a hell of a lot easier). Well, I cannot wait until I get settled down in the new Safeway store in Firestone. Superior isn't that bad though. Besides the store manager, all of the other managers are female and they are really nice (except for one). But I will be a cashier at Safeway, so you can like visit me and pester me while I am there. That's all for now.
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This page uses explicit language. If you are offended by vulgar language, then please do not enter this page. But for everybody else, check to see what Master Phred has to complain about. Updated randomly. |
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Shantelle Dockter is named Hot Chick of the Month (again) for June 2001! Click HERE to read about it. |
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Kool Kontest:
Okay guys and girls. I know that my life seems to evolve around Mike Tyson's Punchout, ICP, and metal music. But another part of my life is the part that most people do not know about. That part of my life is my love life. If you want to read about my complete love life, click HERE to read it. But it is true that I have never had a girlfriend in my whole life. I am still a virgin and I have never even kissed another girl. I am the most pathetic piece of shit to ever walk around on this planet. I've asked over thirty girls out, and was turned down each and every time. The main excuse for being turned down over and over was because I am ugly (that is the reason you will NEVER find a picture of me on the internet). I have never had any offers for anything either. And this June 13th, I am going to be nineteen fucking years old. How many people do you know that are 19 years old and are as deprived as me? And no, homosexuals do not count. Anyone who loves to pack fudge can go fuck an electrical outlet, you queer bastards. I an talking about the people who cannot get a girlfriend and still try and hope to get one these days. I just beat Eddie Creason's record of not having a girlfriend for the longest time, but I want to know if anybody has beaten my record. That is 19+ years of lonliness. There are probably a few people out there, but not too many. So if you know somebody who has beaten my record, give me an e-mail. But I highly doubt that I will find someone that has beaten my ongoing record. Well, gotta go.
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PAGE SUGGESTIONS:
I know some of you have been around and viewing this page since it started way back in '98. A lot of you have found my page in the times that search engines actually had a link of my page in their database. And there is a lot of you just coming to my page for the first time to see what kinda stuff is on this page. Well, I keep updating, but I keep updating the same old stuff. Nothing new comes around too often. So I need your opinions out there. I need new stuff added to my page. And I need good Ideas, because that is exactly what I don't have. So if you can think of anything that is either music or game related, or if you have a totally new idea that might interest me, give me an e-mail and stuff at suggestions@masterphred.com. Your comments and feedback count. You can also post whatever you want to on my message board. Who knows? One suggestion can change my page around and might actually bring traffic to my site! That's all for now.
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Tom's "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" page. A page dedicated to the old Punch-out game on the Nintendo Entertainment System. With information, passwords, strategies, and a whole lot of other stuff. |
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