JULY 2001
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Phred's Cool Punch-Out Page!
Covers both Mike Tyson's punch-out and regular punch-out. Includes characters NOBODY has found before. Click above to see! |
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Quote of the month:
"If you think that the Schafer brothers do everything that goes wrong with your life, then you must be as paranoid as Janice Boyd (that rhymes!)."
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No free-time whatsoever
This sucks. Work like takes up most of my time. I work like 9 hours a day (includes an hour lunch). Sometimes, I will get a few hours overtime and stuff. But I work like 40 hours a week and stuff. And my webpage is like never getting updated and stuff. Shit, I barely had time to write a new bulletin (and by doing this, I am cutting about three hours of needed sleeptime). I got a new Punch-out index page that is SO close to completion, but haven't had time to do shit to update it. Haven't had time to figure out more codes for Mike Tyson's punch-out. Haven't had time to update my codes page (but you can check out Tom's punch-out page on the "CHECK OUT" section of this bulletin below to see all of the codes we have so far). Haven't had time to update any of my other pages for almost a year (my icp page looks just like it did ever since I got introduced to the band). Haven't had time to spend with my girlfriend... wait a second. I never had a girlfriend... God dammit! Anyways, I want to get back into Master Phred Studios to record another crappy instrumental to my demo, but haven't had time for that either. Work sucks. The money is good though, but I would like more time to fxxx around and do stuff before I get too old. Oh well. One of these days, I will like win two lottos and be like a millionaire or even a billionaire or some shit. Then I will never have to work again and I can do whatever the fxxx I want. Oh well. A man can only dream. Gotta go.
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This page uses explicit language. This month: Phred bitches about Redneck Earl and Paranoid Janice Boyd. Updated both randomly and monthly. |
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Kate Jones is named Hot Chick of the Month (again) for July 2001! Click HERE to read about it. |
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New Cradle of Filth CD
On July 3rd, in America (June 18th for the rest of the world), a brand new Cradle of Filth album has come out titled, "Bitter Suites to Succubi". If you are a good Cradle of Filth fan, you should like get it and stuff. It has some remakes of some of their older songs such as "The Principle of Evil Made flesh" and the old-time favorite "Summer Dying Fast". However... Cradle of Filth butchered each and every remake on that album! I think that they tried to outdo the original versions by adding faster drumming (Nicholas is still better, try harder Adrian), extra lyrics, extra pauses, extra low-grade riffs, and for all of the classic satanic musical riffs in the songs, they totally fxxxed them up! I was pretty disappointed when I heard the remakes finally. Oh well. As you can see, every band has the same peaks. Their first composure is a classic (The Principle of Evil Made Flesh). Then they thrive and thrive better and better until somebody notices them (Vempire.., Dusk and her Embrace). Then the one that brings you out of the underground becomes a classic (Cruelty and the Beast). After that, you make videos and attempt to appeal to your fans (first sign of selling out) and make another release that some older fans might not like as much as the classic material (From the Cradle to Enslave). If lucky, you can pull off one last masterpiece (ICP didn't do it) that will appeal to the fans of both newer and older material that might appear to save their career (Midian). Finally, there is that "off the deep end" release that usually points the end of a good career (doesn't mean that their career will end, but will usually hint that the rest of their material will be a close cousin to the word CRAP), and that of course is "Bitter Suites to Succubi". Okay okay. I gots to stop bitching about my favorite black metal band. I guess I get depressed to see classic bands go to hell in a basket. But that is just life. You just got to be ahead and check out the newest metal bands such as Zyklon and keep up with them. I really do not hate Cradle of Filth (that is why I am going to their concert July 16th). I just love to bitch about things. That is one characteristic that makes Master Phred who Master Phred is. Speaking of watching for new bands, you should check out "SERMON OF HYPOCRISY!!!!" Who are they, you ask? Beats my monkey, but you can check out their webpage on this bulletin. They are just starting their career, but be one of the first to be a fan so you can tell your friends... "Sermon of Hypocrisyfest 2008??? Shit, I knew about that band way back in 2001! Get with the times, man!" So check that page out.
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PAGE SUGGESTIONS:
I know some of you have been around and viewing this page since it started way back in '98. A lot of you have found my page in the times that search engines actually had a link of my page in their database. And there is a lot of you just coming to my page for the first time to see what kinda stuff is on this page. Well, I keep updating, but I keep updating the same old stuff. Nothing new comes around too often. So I need your opinions out there. I need new stuff added to my page. And I need good Ideas, because that is exactly what I don't have. So if you can think of anything that is either music or game related, or if you have a totally new idea that might interest me, give me an e-mail and stuff at suggestions@masterphred.com. Your comments and feedback count. You can also post whatever you want to on my message board. Who knows? One suggestion can change my page around and might actually bring traffic to my site! That's all for now.
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Tom's "Mike Tyson's Punch-Out" page. A page dedicated to the old Punch-out game on the Nintendo Entertainment System. With information, passwords, strategies, and a whole lot of other stuff. |
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