eBay item 187236419 (Ends 10/27/99, 23:20:37 PDT) - Precious Roy's Robotic Dog Walker!

Precious Roy's Robotic Dog Walker!

Item #187236419

Electronics:Machinery:Inventions:Precious Roy

Currently	$0.05 (reserve still not met)	First bid	$100.00
Quantity	2	# of bids	8 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left	1 days, 13 hours +	Location	Ohio
Started	10/20/99, 23:20:37 PDT	(mail this auction to a friend)
Ends	10/27/99, 23:20:37 PDT	(request a gift alert)

Seller	precious_roy (-400)
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High bid	dark_crow (?)

Payment	Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Personal Checks, See item description for payment methods accepted
Shipping	Buyer pays fixed shipping charges, Seller might ship to home country only. See item description for details, See item description for shipping charges, See forum for complaints (you'll need it)

Note:	Seller revised this item before first bid since everyone retracted their stinkin' bids.

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Description

Hello sports fans! I'm Sifl
And I'm Olly.

Today we're going to sell you one of Precious Roy's inventions. He just invented this three hours ago and it's here for you now. I'll explain what it is and......
Your cute little puppy. Your little doggie. Your mutt. Your... YOUR DOG! LOOK AT YOUR SILLY DOG!
ALL RIGHT! I think they can see their dog, Jesus cheezus! What is your point you are trying to make?
You see your dog. It is lazy! It doesn't want to walk around the house for hours and when you open the stinkin' door to leave to work, the damn mutt comes begging YOU to take him for a walk! STUPID! DOGS ARE SO STUPID!!!
Okay, we know dogs are sub-human intellectual. What can we do about this?
The solution lies within this new invention. You guessed it sports fans; it's the new Precious Roy "Robotic Dog Walker"!!!! Yes, it's like a wet dream coming true! Can you believe your eyes??? Imagine doing the things you need to do and still have your dog walked around town at the same time! Finally you do not have to worry about your stupid dog! THE DOGGIE CAN TAKE HIS STUPID WALK AND CAN CONTINUE BEING THE... STUPID DOG THAT IT IS!!!!!...
Dude, I think it's time-out for you for ten minutes in the corner again.
.... I'll be good. ........ Let's take some calls.

AAaaaAAAAUUGHHH! *click*
......Okay, .......... next caller. Caller go ahead.

Hey, I have a question to ask you.
Yeah, what's your question?
Why does the teacher wear sunglasses?
Um..... What?
Because her students are so BRIGHT! Get it? THAT'S ORIGINAL! HA HA HA HAHAHA HAA THAT WAS FUNNY!
Um.... caller?
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... *click*

Okay folks we're out of time. Let's hear from Precious Roy himself.

This is Precious Roy!, and the old man next door keeps stealing my dog food!
Yes Precious, but what about your new robotic dog walker?
Buy my electronic sauerkraut!
......What?????
SUCKERS!!!

Bidding

Precious Roy's Robotic Dog Walker! (Item #187236419)

Current bid	$0.05
Bid increment	$0.25
Minimum bid	$0.30

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