Master Phred's Emoticonz!!!
If you don't know what emoticons are, then get with the times, man! Emoticons are punctuations like :) that make a face. Since everybody just looovvvves to use these, then so do I or something. Here is a list of the ones that I use.
| : ) | Happy |
| : ( | Sad |
| :< | Depressed |
| :> | Happy (in a suspicious way) |
| : | | Not amused; Bored |
| : / | Unsure |
| % ) | Punch Drunk |
| % / | Completely Wasted |
| ; ) | Winker |
| ; } | Winker at the same sex (you fxcking faggot) |
| : 1 | Smirky smile |
| B ) | Happy (with pimp-daddy shades on) |
| : P | HA!; Take that motherfockel! |
| :"> | Shucks... |
| :X | Pucker up, baby |
| :O | Open wide for a semen tide! |
| ;O | What the fxck are you looking at? |
| ;X | Same question as above |
| :D | Say cheese! |
| X ( | Somebody please shoot me |
| :'( | Sad (crying) |
| :-\ | I just shit my pants. |
| : 0.. | Did somebody say McDonalds? |
| : S | Whatever dude. |
| :<) | Odalé! |
| = ) | I just saw a hot naked chick! |
| : [? | Who ate my mo'f'kin Cheese Nips? |
| : x | Bitter Beer Face! |
| : I | I think I'm gonna puke! |
| : / | Unsure (fxck, I already did that one) |
| :B | Bucktooth Bob |
| : F | Aw dammit. My tongue just got cut off. |
| >: ) | Feeling devilish and evil |
| 0: ) | Feeling like an angel from heaven |
| G: ) | Feeling that the letter G is floating above you. |
| :@ | Do you like see-food? |
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