Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
Your breath is so rank, the air offers you a tic-tac.
Yo teeth are so yellow, when you walk around smiling at night, people think the sun's out early.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts bread on her butter.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the television and watches the chair.
Yo mama's so fat, when people say it's chilly out, the bitch goes outside with a bowl and spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so poor, her wig has bald spots.
Yo mama's teeth are so bad, her dentures have cavities.
Your house is so ghetto, your shower curtains have grafitti on them.
Yo mama is so skinny, people use her as a lock pick.
Your teeth are so orange, when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up.
Yo breath is so bad, your breath mints require batteries.
Your mama is so fat, she sweats crisco.
Yo mama is so rich, she uses benjamins as lettuce.
Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks a two-income family is welfare AND foodstamps.
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