Johnson@yahoo.com wrote:
Dude, your page sucks dude. you think your cool or sumthin? Your humor sucks a big one and your wasting internet space fool!
Master Phred: Did I ask you to view my page? Walk that "cool" ass of yours right out of my webpage and go to "your-a-homo.com" or other pages of your liking. Or if you are too lazy, then click here to exit my page.
Yu@yahoo.com wrote:
Your page still reaks as bad as my week old laundry. Why haven't you been harassing me and all of my friends in the Yahoo! Parenting chatrooms like you used to on a daily basis? Did you mature for once? I guess there is a god after all.
Master Phred: Oh it's you. Those were the good ol' days. Harassing people in chatrooms until one day I made a Yahoo! Chat sucklist and pissed off so many old hags, that I got my e-mail sent to over fifty different mailing lists and was suspended from Yahoo! twice. That is the only account that I got over 1000 spam e-mails DAILY. No shit either.
catherinez@st-barts.net wrote:
leave me alone
Master Phred: Who are you?
estervan@makmail.net wrote:
YOU SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Phred: What the hell crawled up your ass? Maybe you should call a plumber and see if you can get your pipes clean. That helps. Sometimes the pipes get packed too much in the upper canal. The canals will need to be cleansed so you won't be shouting suck in an e-mail. A plunger might help as well.
mccv8x9n4@netscape.com wrote:
Hello. I was looking on Kazaa for Dimmu Borgir and I found your Dark Crow song. That is the absolute worst cover of a song I have ever heard! Is your guitars even in tune? It is a damn good thing I have a DSL connection because if I had to download your crappy song from a 56k modem, I would walk down to your house and personally bash your face in. Way to butcher a classic!
Master Phred: I won't front, my cover IS that bad, no joke. My first demo album was basically a test to see how it would sound like if somebody who has never written songs, played any instrument in his life, or has any experience in producing, attempted to write, make, and produce songs. And the sad thing is that "Dark Crow" is one of the more decent songs on that album. Try downloading "Antisocial" if you can find it on Kazaa. That song is crap in a toilet guaranteed!
vic20@beer.com wrote:
your quiz sucked. the code for mike tyson was useful, and your mock characters were cool, but your quiz sucked ass. you are not cool. i dont like you.
Master Phred: I know, I know. Chicks come up to me all the time and say, "Master Phred, I would LOVE to suck you off, you are so handsome, so buff and you are exactly what all women want in a lustrious man ... except for your quiz on your Punch-out!! page. And for that, I don't like you."
I remember one time that I got arrested for stalking and intimidating this one homely chick, and the judge was like, "Master Phred, you have a clean past and you are doing very well in school. You have never gotten a ticket in your life and you are an asset to teens your age. But however, I saw your quiz on your Punch-out!! page, and for that, I hereby sentence you with a permanent restraining order! Case dismissed!"
But oh well. I guess you were not happy with my Punch-out quiz at all. Did you even get past the first quiz? If you retry it a third time, I give you all the answers. You probably need a lot more help that that, I'm afraid.
mmailman100@firemail.de wrote:
dude. what is with your backgrounds? your master phred, we know that. get cooler backgrounds
Master Phred: So how do you like my cool background? I made it just for you. But for everyone else click HERE to return to my normal page.
Thanks for the e-mails everyone (yeah whatever). If you got anything to add, you can e-mail me then. But make sure you know about my e-mail policy first.
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