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“Stick and move, stick and move!”
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“One two, one two punch, mac!”
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“Dancin’ like a fly, bite like a mosquito!”
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“He’s hurt me, Doc!” “Don’t give up, Mac! Fight!!”
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“I can’t win, Doc!” “Yes you can, Mac!”
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“I’m tired, Doc!” “Hang in there, Mac!”
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“Listen Mac!!” “Dodge his punch then counter-punch!”
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“Listen Mac!!” “Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned!”
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“Listen Mac!!” “Catch him off-guard to stun him!” “Then unload on him!”
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“Help! Doc!!” “Join the Nintendo fun club today! Mac.”
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“His defense is too tough, doc!” “Don’t give up, Mac! He has a weakness........” “Weakness? Come on Doc! Teach me more...”
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“His defense is too tough, doc!” “Don’t give up, Mac! Make him close his big mouth!” “Big mouth? Come on Doc! Teach me more...”
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“His father was a great magician in India.” “Don’t be charmed by his magic punches.”
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“Mac! Watch his Bull Charge! Stand up to him!”
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“Look for two types of spin punch! Watch him.”
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“Two more boxers to go! Don’t f--- up Mac!” *
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“Mac! Watch out!!! He might restrain you!” *
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“Magic magic ninja what! Magic magic ninja what! Go ninja, Go! Go!..” “Shut up Mac.” *
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“Hey Doc! Look what I can do....” “RIIIINNNGG DING!” “Pretty cool, huh Doc??” “I think you have way too much free time Mac.” *
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“Unless your mom!!!” “What the hell does that mean?!?!?” “Uhhh..... your mom!” “I think he has taken one hit too many.” *
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“X-Box sucks!” “The new Nintendo Game Cube kicks ass!” *
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“He’s broken my arm!!!” “I’ll break your neck if you don’t stop crying!!!” *
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“Knock him down, Mac!” -Note to self: knock him down...- *
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“Chop off his head and eat his organs!!!!” “.....What?” *
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“RIIINNNGG DING!” “Will you stop that!?!” *
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“He’s got me Doc!” “Your point being?” *
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“You f---ing SUCK!!” -Note to self: Kill Doc.- *
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“C’mon Mac! My grandma can kick your ass!” *
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“Try hitting him next time!!!!” *
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“Lay the smack down on his ass!” *
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MASTER PHRED and LIL’ MAC †
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“I gave you two stars! Use ’em!”
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“Wake me up when you lose.”
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“How did Doc put up with all of your shit?”
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“Owie owie OWIEEE!!” “Do you need a tissue Mac?”
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Getting pwned bad. “Mac, no Tweeting!”
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“I’m tired, Doc!” “... I mean Phred!”
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“You.” “Will.” “Win.” “This.” “Match!”
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“Listen Mac!!” “You fail me and I’ll KILL you!!” ‘ GULP ’
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“You are the only one that can help me.” “I wish I had a better option.”
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“Why do you need my help?” “You will find my lost self.”
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“He knows me too well! I can't beat him!” -PUNCH- “OW! MY MOUTH!! What was that for?” “....OOHHH! I get it now!”
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“I still don’t get it, Phred.” “How do I help you find your spirit?” “I think it has became a boxer you must beat.” “......???”
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“HEELLP!!! IT BUUURRRNS!!!!!!” “Didn’t I tell you to wear a condom, Mac?”
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“Mac! Watch his Charge! Keep your stamina up!”
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“My robot has gone out of control! Oh noes!!”
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“This is my last match! I’m too old for fighting!”
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“Make it quick... I want to retire!”
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“Watch the jaw!! Don’t hit my jaw!”
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“Do I have time to take a nap before the fight?”
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“I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!”
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“I’ll teach you a lesson. You will fall down!”
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“Your punch is soft... just like your heart!”
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“Surrender! Or I will conquer you!!”
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“You should wear a helmet when you fight me!”
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“Where is the NHK TV camera? Hello Tokyo!”
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“I still remember our first fight. Now I’m gonna pay you back.. Banzai!!”
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“I’ll give you a TKO from Tokyo!”
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“Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nipponichi...”
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“I’m a beautiful fighter. I have such a style!”
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“People like my hair. Don’t mess my hair.”
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“Carmen, my love… I dance so sweet for you!”
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“Hey! Mr. Referee Mario… I like your hair!”
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“Flamenco strikes back!! Return of Don!!”
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“Ha,ha,ha! I am the king! Ha,ha,ha!”
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“I have my weakness. But I won’t tell you! Ha,ha,ha!”
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“Do you like my new trunks? They are size XXX Large! Ha,ha,ha!"”
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“I feel like eating after I win let’s go to lunch! Ha,ha,ha!”
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“So a pussycat wants to fight a tiger!”
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“A kitten is no match for a tiger.”
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“I have purred long enough. Now hear me roar!”
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“Doc can’t help you now. Will you beg me for help?”
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“Hey! Little Mac! Maybe Doc should throw you a towel!”
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“My barber didn’t know when to quit…... Do you?”
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“Zip your lip, Doc! Little Mac is mine now.”
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“This time, I’m gonna charge right over you!”
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“I can’t drive, so I’m gonna walk all over you!”
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“Would you like some punch to drink? Ha,ha,ha!”
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“I’m gonna make you feel punch drunk!”
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“After you lose, we’ll drink to your health! Ha,ha,ha!”
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“I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!”
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“Hey! Mac baby... … Say goodnight!”
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“Welcome to Dreamland, baby!”
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“I think you’re gonna have a nightmare tonight!”
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“Bedtime for Little Mac!”
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“I work on my tan harder than I’ll have to work on you!”
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“I don’t smoke… but tonight, I’m gonna smoke you!”
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“My body is just so totally cool!”
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“My super spin punch is totally cool!”
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“You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?”
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“If I knock you down, don’t get up!”
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“They say I can’t lose. I say you can’t win!”
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“Hey! Is this kid a joke? Where’s the real challenger?”
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“Your experience doesn’t match mine. Go home and practice.”
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“You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?”
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“If I knock you down, don’t get up!”
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“They say I can’t lose. I say you can’t win!”
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“Hey! Is this kid a joke? Where’s the real challenger?”
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“Your experience doesn’t match mine. Go home and practice.”
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“I remember my win against Glass Joe .. in 1943!”
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-note to self: Retire!!!-
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“Without Viagra, I’d be so helpless!”
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“After this fight, I am going to retire!” “Yay!!!!”
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“Hey bo’!!!” “Redfeathers is my back yard. bo’!!”
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“Hey, bo’!!” “Help me skin this deer, bo’!!”
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“Hey, bo’.” “We’re goin’ huntin’ again, bo’!”
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“Hey bo’!" “.......... Hey bo’!”
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“Hoo,hooo! I am the king! Your mom!”
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“I have my weakness. But I won’t tell you! Your mom!”
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“Do you like my new trunks? They are size XXX Large! Your mom!”
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“I feel like eating after I win let’s go to lunch! Your mom!”
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“Big Money Hustlas, the movie, is the best ever!”
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“A boxer is no match for a ninja!”
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“Time for my ninjitsu, motherfockul!!”
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The Unstoppable
MASTER PHRED *
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“Master Phred is going to destroy you!!!!!”
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“ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ.... Wha? Huh?”
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“My Shadow of Society music demo kicks ass! The best of talentless music!”
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“Nicole Boudreaux is the hottest girl ever!”
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“Time to DIE! Ring the bell, Mario!” (bell sound)
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“My redneck daughters are 40 bucks an hour!”
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“........ ........ ....... God, I’m ugly.....”
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“Yee haw!!! I’m gone to redfeathers with Earl Boyde!!!”
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“Any likeness to a living human is purely ironic.”
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“Help me!! Mike Tyson is eating my children!”
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“Hopefully I can find my way to the center of the ring again...”
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“When urine Russia, ‘hic’ urine Russia!!” ‘BEEELCH’
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“My watch says that it is beer-thirty!”
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“BEEELCH!! That Vodka was some good shit!”
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“I am ‘hic’ too drunk to rida a ‘hic’ bicycle!!”
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“Yup! Don Flamenco is my long lost brother!”
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“I am da best ever. I beat Gabby Jay’s butt.”
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“People like my eyes. Don’t hurt my eyes!”
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“How did I get added to this game?? WHY??!”
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“I’m back!! And eight times harder!”
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“Bald Bull? Never heard of him...”
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“Super Smash Bros. Melee rules!”
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“I used to be one of the best arm wrestlers ever!”
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“My eyes are magnetic to my nose!!!!”
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“You are a scary stalker, mister!”
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“I -do- drink... and tonight I’m gonna smoke weed!”
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“Phred, you are a very scary man!! Very scary man, mister.”
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The Ultimate
STRAUSS CORFAM *
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“If this wasn’t a video game, you would be so dead by now!!”
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“Pitiful mortal!! You are NO match for Strauss Corfam!!”
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“You can win..... When hell freezes over!!!”
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“I shall see you burn in hell!!”
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“Nice finger speed! Do you whack off a lot to give your fingers excersize?”
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“Red Bull gives you wings!!!”
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“Welcome to absolute hell!”
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“I think you’re gonna win tonight...... NOT!” [ ‘falling on mat’ sound]
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“Do not justify why you are using Little Mac. ”
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“You seem to be stuck in victim stance.”
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“You have thinking errors that distort you.”
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“Hey! Mr. Referee Luigi!… Choose me to win!”
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“A safety plan for color has been denied.”
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“I was a gymnast coach back at the recreation center.”
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“Why did you stalk me in High School, Phred?!?”
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“I hope you never find your lost self, Phred!”
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“Mac, you will never defeat F.A.S.!”
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“Conan O’Brien is the best talk show host!”
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“I need to update my YouTube channel soon.”
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“Master Phred, some of your lost spirit is inside of me. Can you see it?”
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“I’ll give you a KO from Dacono!”
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“Sushi, matzoball, rotkohl, rye, Taco Bell!”
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“Whoo! My uncle Kid Quick says I am FAB-U-LOUS!!”
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“You ready for this? Yeah, Disco Kid!”
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“Disco Stu..... don’t advertise!”
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“Step it up, Lil’ Mac. Where’s your hustle?”
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“It’s time to eat a candy bar! Chomp!”
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“What the shit, Mac? I thought I was your only coach!”
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“It’s about time I taught you a lesson in the ring, Little Mac!”
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“Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years! Yea dawg!”
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“Your princess is in another castle.”
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“I think Link gave me the herps... ”
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“I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!!”
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“I always let Nick beat me. But not for long!”
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“Great Tiger once had a pair of illegal gloves......”
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“Having a rough day? I’ll tell Nick hi for you.”
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“I shall win! Sorry about your damn luck!”
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“Just wait until I am the Bruiser Champion!”
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“H3LLO I AM MAST3R CH33F LOLLOLLOLLOLOL!!11”
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[poorly drawn text penis] “SUCK IT!! HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!11”
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“IM GONNA TEA BAG UR FACE!!! LAWLZ!!1”
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“I GAEV UR MOM A TK0 IN BED LAST NIGHT!!!1 ROTFLMAO!”
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“OMG LIEK I M UBER 1337 5AUC3!! U R N00B! HAHAAHAHAAHA!!11”
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“I shall redeem myself now..”
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“I cannot suffer one more defeat!”
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“........ Don’t -EVEN- try...”
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“THAT ALYN TEND0 DUDE TRIED 2 PROEB M33 IN TEH BUTT!!11”
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“OMG! LIEK I THINK ZELDA JUST GAEV M3 TEH HERPS!!”
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[poorly drawn text penis] “LOLLOLLOL!!!11”
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“ALL YOUR BASE R BELONG TO ENGRISH!!”
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“You think Phred has trained you well enough to regain his former self!?!?”
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“Hey Phred, long time no speak...”
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“Have you found the Bruiser Champion yet?”
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“Wow! I can’t even believe you have made it this far!!”
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“Phred, you need to stop playing FarmVille all the time!”
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* = These quotes are a part of Phred’s Cool Punch-Out!! ROM hack and are not a part of the actual game.
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~ = These quotes are a part of Bald Bull’s Punch-Out!! ROM hack and are not a part of the actual game.
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† = These quotes are a part of Phred’s Cool Punch-Out 2 Turbo ROM hack and are not a part of the actual game.
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