"Keep your guard up!"

"Put him away!"

"Stick and move, stick and move!"

"Watch his left!"

"One two, one two punch, mac!"

"Dancin' like a fly, bite like a mosquito!"

"He's hurt me, Doc!"  "Don't give up, Mac! Fight!!"

"I can't win, Doc!"  "Yes you can, Mac!"

"I'm tired, Doc!"  "Hang in there, Mac!"

"Listen Mac!!" "Dodge his punch then counter-punch!"

"Listen Mac!!" "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned!"

"Listen Mac!!" "Catch him off-guard to stun him!"  "Then unload on him!"

"Help! Doc!!"  "Join the Nintendo fun club today! Mac."

"His defense is too tough, doc!"  "Don't give up, Mac! He has a weakness........"  "Weakness? Come on Doc! Teach me more..."

"His defense is too tough, doc!"  "Don't give up, Mac! Make him close his big mouth!"  "Big mouth? Come on Doc! Teach me more..."

"His father was a great magician in India."  "Don't be charmed by his magic punches."

"Mac!  Watch his Bull Charge!  Stand up to him!"

"Look for two types of spin punch!  Watch him."

"Two more boxers to go!  Don't f--- up Mac!"   *

"Mac! Watch out!!!"  "He might restrain you!"   *

"Magic magic ninja what!  Magic magic ninja what!  Go ninja, Go! Go!.."  "Shut up Mac."   *

"Hey Doc! Look what I can do...."  "RIIIINNNGG DING!"  "Pretty cool, huh Doc??"  "I think you have way too much free time Mac."   *

"Unless your mom!!!"  "What the hell does that mean?!?!?"  "Uhhh..... your mom!"  "I think he has taken one hit too many."   *

"X-Box sucks!"  "The new Nintendo Game Cube kicks ass!"   *

"He's broken my arm!!!"  "I'll break your neck if you don't stop crying!!!"   *

"Knock him down, Mac!"   -Note to self:   knock him down...-   *

"Chop off his head and eat his organs!!!!"   ".....What?"   *

"RIIINNNGG DING!"  "Will you stop that!?!"   *

"He's got me Doc!"  "Your point being?"   *

"You f---ing SUCK!!"   -Note to self:       Kill Doc.-   *

"C'mon Mac! My grandma can kick your ass!"   *

"Try hitting him next time!!!!"   *

"I gotta pee.."   *

"Lay the smack down on his ass!"   *

"Kick his ass!!"   *

"Learn how to block!"   *

"This is my last match!   I'm too old for fighting!"

"Make it quick... I want to retire!"

"Watch the jaw!!   Don't hit my jaw!"

"Do I have time to take a nap before the fight?"

"I was a boxing teacher... at the military academy!"

"I'll teach you a lesson.   You will fall down!"

"Your punch is soft... just like your heart!"

"Surrender! Or I will conquer you!!"

"You should wear a helmet when you fight me!"

"Where is the NHK TV camera?   Hello Tokyo!"

"I still remember our first fight.  Now I'm gonna pay you back..  Banzai!!"

"I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!"

"Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nipponichi..."

"I'm a beautiful fighter. I have such a style!""

"People like my hair. Don't mess my hair."

"Carmen, my love… I dance so sweet for you!""

"Hey! Mr. Referee Mario… I like your hair!"

"Flamenco strikes back!! Return of Don!!"

"Ha,ha,ha!   I am the king!   Ha,ha,ha!"

"I have my weakness.   But I won't tell you!   Ha,ha,ha!"

"Do you like my new trunks?   They are size XXX Large!   Ha,ha,ha!"

"I feel like eating after I win let's go to lunch!   Ha,ha,ha!"

"So a pussycat wants to fight a tiger!"

"Beware my tiger punch!"

"A kitten is no match for a tiger."

"I have purred long enough. Now hear me roar!"

"Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?"

"Hey! Little Mac! Maybe Doc should throw you a towel!"

"My barber didn't know when to quit… do you?"

"Zip your lip, Doc. Little Mac is mine now."

"I can't drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you!"

"Would you like some punch to drink? Ha,ha,ha!"

"I'm gonna make you feel punch drunk!"

"After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha,ha,ha!"

"I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!"

"Hey! Mac baby… Say goodnight!"

"Welcome to Dreamland, baby!"

"This time, I'm gonna charge right over you!"

"I think you're gonna have a nightmare tonight!"

"Bedtime for Little Mac!"

"I work on my tan harder than I'll have to work on you!"

"I don't smoke… but tonight, I'm gonna smoke you!"

"My body is just so totally cool!"

"My super spin punch is totally cool!"

"You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?"

"If I knock you down, don't get up!"

"They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!"

"Hey! Is this kid a joke? Where's the real challenger?"

"Your experience doesn't match mine. Go home and practice."

"You think the speed of your fingers can match the strength of my fists?"

"If I knock you down, don't get up!"

"They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!"

"Hey! Is this kid a joke? Where's the real challenger?"

"Your experience doesn't match mine. Go home and practice."

"I remember my win against Glass Joe ..   in 1943!"

-note to self:    Retire!!!-

"Without Viagra, I'd be so helpless!"

"After this fight, I am going to retire!"     "Yay!!!!"

"Hey Bo'!!!"   "Redfeathers is my back yard.        Bo'!!"

"Hey, Bo'!!"   "Help me skin this deer, bo'!!"

"Hey, Bo'."   "We're goin' huntin' again, bo'!"

"Hey Bo'!"   "..........  Hey Bo'!"

"Hoo,hooo!   I am the king!   Your mom!"

"I have my weakness.   But I won't tell you!   Your mom!"

"Do you like my new trunks?   They are size XXX Large!   Your mom!"

"I feel like eating after I win let's go to lunch!   Your mom!"

"Big Money Hustlas, the movie, is the best ever!"

"A boxer is no match for a ninja!"

"Beware my ninja punch!"

"Time for my ninjitsu, motherfockul!!"

"Master Phred is going to destroy you!!!!!"

"ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ....  Wha? Huh?"

"My Shadow of Society music demo kicks ass!   The best of talentless music!"

"Nicole Boudreaux is the hottest girl ever!"

"Time to DIE!   Ring the bell, Mario!" (bell sound)

"My redneck daughters are 40 bucks an hour!"

"........ ........ .......   God, I'm ugly....."

"Yee haw!!!  I'm gone to redfeathers with Earl Boyde!!!"

"Any likeness to a living human is purely ironic."

"Hopefully I can find my way to the center of the ring again..."

"When urine Russia, 'hic' urine Russia!!"   'BEEELCH'

"My watch says that it is beer-thirty!"

"BEEELCH!!    That Vodka was some good shit!"

"I am  'hic' too drunk to rida a  'hic' bicycle!!"

"Yup!   Don Flamenco is my long lost brother!"

"I am da best ever.     I beat Gabby Jay's butt."

"People like my eyes.   Don't hurt my eyes!"

"How did I get added to this game??   WHY??!"

"I'm back!!        And eight times harder!"

"Bald Bull?  Never heard of him..."

"Super Smash Bros. Melee rules!"

"Help me!!  Mike Tyson is eating my children!"

"I used to be one of the best arm wrestlere ever!"

"Eat your wheatcakes!!"

"My eyes are magnetic to my nose!!!!"

"You are a scary stalker, mister!"

"I -do- drink... and tonight I'm gonna smoke weed!"

"Phred, you are a very scary man!!  Very scary man, mister."

"If this wasn't a video game, you would be so dead by now!!"

"Pitiful mortal!!   You are NO match for Strauss Corfam!!"

"You can win.....   When hell freezes over!!!"

"I shall see you burn in hell!!"

"Nice finger speed!  Do you whack off a lot to give your fingers excersize?"