Citizens of Earth... behold the offical website of
Emperor Mighty Joe Corbett.
German Language Version of this site online January 19, 1999.
Emperor Mighty Joe has given his command! In his infinite mercy and kindness, he offers his subjects the opportunity to know power and fortune quickly and easily.
His orders are easily performed - he knows we would give anything for him, but, unlike other gods, he does not demand it.Read His Statement at his Yahoo! Club for more info. Once you've done that, view his Inspirational Video online and get to work for Joe!
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Mighty Joe is alive and well and appears at the UN
NEW YORK CITY (Reuters) - Early tuesday morning, a press conference was held at the United
Nations in New York City. Pope John Paul II and Iranian President Mohammad Khatami announced
that they had witnessed the resurrection of Emperor Mighty Joe, who was killed at the hands of
the Maximum Pro Consul of the Institute, Dr. Wong on March 10th."Earlier this week," said the Pope, "Mr. Khatami and I had met at the Vatican to discuss improving relations between the Vatican and Iran. In an all-night meeting, we witnessed something that would forever change our lives."
Neither the Pope or Khatami would offer specifics of the event, but Mr. Khatami said, "It seemed as if his flesh and bone formed from the air, the sky, and the ground."
While the Emperor was present for a photo opportunity with the two leaders, he said nothing. Mighty Joe presented them with a multi-volume document, which sources believe to be his long awaited "Millenium Prophecy."
When asked if this event would change their devout beliefs in their respective religions, the Pope offered, "I will be thinking about this for a long, long time."
President Khatami had this to say - "Praise Joe! All Hail!"
NEW! Send your friends and relatives Mighty Joe Propaganda Postcards!
Enemy of the State Hinckley Released! - January 16, 1999
John Hinckley, who attempted to assassinate President Reagan in 1981, will have "supervised release" privledges. Why the reason for
the Judical systems change of heart? "The motivation is clear," says High Chancellor William Foster, director of the Imperial Propaganda Bureau.
"Quite simply - the CIA
has recruited Hinckley again to become a subversive operative, most likely to assassinate both Mighty Joe Corbett and Ronald Reagan.
When questioned about these allegations, John Hinckley acknowledged that they were true. "If I kill Ronald Reagan and Mighty Joe," he said softly,"Then Jodie Foster and Tatum O'Neal will be impressed by me."
In the News - January 15, 1999
It's official - The End is here!
Time Magazine, one of the oldest and most respected news outlets in the world, is shaking in it's boots about the Year 2000. They, as well educated and informed people, have decided to throw in the towel and surrender to millenial chaos. Don't be surprised if we see a Y2K TimeWarner suicide pact develop very soon. As we watch them worry and yell, aren't you glad that you've found security and peace with Mighty Joe?
The Mighty One speaks.
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FP 99 - Information coming soon.
Now Available - Wedding pictures of our Emperor and TV's Connie Chung.
Stay tuned - there's much more to come.
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