Let the Care Bears
countdown begin.....5......4......3.......2.......1 !
I am a child of the eighties. That is what I prefer to be called. This section
is specially dedicated to all those who have gone through what I did. We are the
children of the 80s. "Generation
X" is a myth created by some over-40 writer trying to figure out why people wear
flannel in the summer.
We sang "Beat It" & "Billy Jean"........and thought "We Are
The World" was the best song in the universe. We didn't understand all the fuss
about Madonna's iron tits. Cyndi Lauper and Boy George were the weirdest looking
people around. Tiffany was every boy's dream girl and Tommy Page was the guy
every girl
wanted to marry.......until New Kids on the Block. Johnny Hates Jazz "I Don't
Want To Be A Hero" was the song on everybody's lips and Freddie Mercury wasn't
just a singer in Queen but Flash Gordon himself.
We had the original boybands
in A-Ha & NKOTB. Guns & Roses and Metallica were the ultimate rock bands. You could hear "November Rain" & "Enter Sandman" in every school kid's walkman.........we didn't have discman/md
back then.
Then there was the 80s Glam Rock........Warrant, Reo Speedwagon,
Nazareth......and the "melayu's" Jiwangz Karatz.
I know you guys got Siti Nurhaliza (fuyoo!), Slam, Spin, Spring, Scoin, Stoink, Selenge, etc.....but nothing....and i repeat, NOTHING beats 80s Jiwangz Karatz......Francisca Peters, Ella, Wings, Search, BumiPutra Rockers, Blackrose, Gersang....i can go on and on you know.....Helter Skelter, Junction, Febians.....really i can......Dinamik, Sweet Charity, Lovehunters......but
I think I'll stop here.
I can't help but
feel sorry for kids today. Just look at the pathetic cartoons and tv series they
have to watch. Remember that McGyver guy.....or those elite bunch of army rejects, The A-Team ? They
were THE coolest. Kids now watch Stargate & Star Trek but they're nothing compared to
Battlestar Galactica and V. That was how we visualized the future and we watched
them because they looked great though we didn't understand the storylines. We
watched the Love Boat cause all the adults were watching it and the shiny black
talking car in Knight Rider was the car we wanted to own when we grew up and the
helicopter in Airwolf couldn't be destroyed except for a hole the size of a
bullet. They have Roswell now but we've got The Misfits of Science who were the
coolest freaks on tv.
Star Wars and Back to the Future were our favourite movies. We thought that
Ultraman was amazing though we could see the zippers on the back of the
monsters. King Kong was the scariest movie we saw. Missing Sesame Street and The
Electric Company was a mortal sin and we would shout at the top of our voices
when the Count started hunting his bats or when Big Bird started singing the
alphabet. We blushed and became uncomfortable at any kiss on the TV screen. John
Travolta was King on Saturday Night Fever and all that we remember of Superman was that
he could fly.
Then there were the cartoons !!!!! The Visionaries, Centurions, G.I. Joe !!! But
Mask & He-Man were the boys' favourites and if we did not own at least a dozen
of the action figures, we were incomplete persons (and our parents were evil).
Our imaginations were limitless: headquarters was a cave under the dining table
and the kitchen sink was the enemy's hideout. We memorized by heart all the
verses in The Visionaries and knew which robots belonged to the Autobots and
which belonged to the Decepticons, not to mention knowing the names of ALL the
robots in Transformers. Barbie and Smurfette was the ideal girl.
Girls' favourites were Strawberry Shortcake and Jem. The Carebear Countdown
was their inspiration and they knew what sort of colours and stuff would fly out
of their bellies when they stood in a row. Gargamel was like a particular uncle
they knew. They aspired to become Barbie when they grew up, to live a big pink
houses, own plastic furniture, and thought that Ken was the hunkiest guy around.
Teddy bears promised that they would stay with us forever and never run away.
(For the death of us boys, we would never admit that we watch 'girlie' cartoons
as well).
The 80s was a time when books were read and reread to death. We've all loved
Enid Blyton's books or The Hardy Boys. We felt angry when Elizabeth (The
Naughtiest Girl in School) was wrongly accused of something she didn't do and we
would sit in the toilet lost in The Faraway Tree and the Wishing Chair for hours on end until mum demanded we come
out. We prided ourselves in having read all the books printed on the back of the
bright blue hard covers and to our parents' dismay, we had to own every single
one of them. And we could not, for our
lives, understand why the adults read books with no pictures in them.
Sleeping over at a friend's place was the event of the month. A cup of milk and
a plate of chocolate chip cookies were a complete meal and a proper diet. Hunting for spiders (and anything else that moved) in the bushes was adventure
in its own right. Your friend's friend was your friend, your friend's enemy was
your enemy, your enemy's friend was your enemy, and your enemy's enemy was your
friend. We
never beat the Rubik's
Cube and so
if anyone who could complete it was god. Well, we still are amazed.
We couldn't understand why our older brothers were so crazy over fast
cars and other girls and why our older sisters wore perfume and make-up. The
80s. A time when friendships were made in the morning, broken in the afternoon,
and remade in the evening. A time when having the same interests and hobbies
qualified you as a friend. A time when most of our toys didn't have to have
electricity running through them to keep us amused.
We actually had fun when we were young...... the "golis"..... teng²..... hopscotch..... 5-stone. Do you see kids play those games now ? No, they just sit in front of their pc or 29-inch tv banging their keyboards or sega saturn
joystick. And damn, the playgrounds don't even have sand now !!! They do not
have the joy of blowing bubble gums (especially those flavoured ones!).....or playing soccer
under the block with those $1.20-coloured plastic balls and have the exciting adventure of being chased away by the police !
No more Sugus, Tora or Ding Dong. No more 20-cent ice sticks which you could literally break into 2 and share with your best friend. Bus fare was only 30-cents.....movie tickets were a mere $4.50......and Long John's Silver at Parkway Parade gave away free pirate hats when you buy a meal !
We grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time.
You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you and brush your
teeth with a coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times
too. The Bookworm gang would come to your school and try to psycho everyone to
subscribe and be a member.
Playing catching was the IN thing and twist was the
magic word. We grew up with Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John in our textbooks.....
and for the malays....... Zaki dan Tini (I just had to add this one in !).
Double Happiness & BM 2000 were the most popular school shoes.......until Pallas
and Paichi took over. Internet was an alien word and pagers were like the
coolest thing on the planet.
If anything was wrong in the 80s, we cared not for we lived for that day and
that day only. But most importantly for us 80s children, it was a magical era,
where the world seemed to hang in a suspended state of transition........a time when
the people we met and the friends we made are the ones who will stay with us
till their kingdom comes. I wish I could turn back the clock.......
......cherish the memories you've got......it'll last you a life time.
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