commerical product for sale
In high school my teacher. His name was Mike. Assigned my classmates and me a presentation to be done during the class. It was to make a commercial for a product that no one would want. But present it so that people would want to buy it. My classmate and myself thought of one product during the class but it did not work out well but rather poorly. It wasn't funny like what my other classmate presented. So I thought of Another product after class was over that I feel that no one would want but I will present it to the world wide web as if it is a product worth buy and or using.
I went to high school in Oshawa Ontario Canada between the years September 1980 and June 1983.
This was done in Grade 11 health class if my memory serves me correctly.
My high school was Paul Dwyer High School.
Mike if you read this. I hope you will feel better about this one than the other one. Though you probably don't remember the original. My original product was to sell slightly used pens.
Here is my new product in commercial format.
Have you ever wondered what happened to your toilet paper after you flushed it down the toilet?
Well wonder no more.
For here at Terminal Towers, we will give you the answer to that question.
You see thousands of people are stationed at the outlet pipe of each and every household in the world ready to catch your toilet paper in specially designed nets.
And when your toilet paper is caught in those nets, it is sent to our labs and processed using our special methods. Which is of course top secret???
Why we won't tell you that!!! Did the colonel tell you his secret recipe?
After processing we package it and we ship it all over the world, were we sell in every type of store you can think of. Yes just think of it now!!! You may be using our product(s) right now and not even realizing it. Cause we put our product in practically everything or maybe even everything that people use and even eat and drink.
So you see there is no reason to send us your money to our address. Because we sell our products everywhere and anywhere. After all we get your money with every purchase that you make!!!!
If you would like to comment on this commercial please write to casperman@inbox.com
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