This story explores what would happen if Marron stopped being so nice to Carrot and blind to his antics and decided the he wasn't going to take it any more and the two brothers went at it in an all out brawl and tried to beat eachother to pulps like normal brothers. Blame this on discussions on the BH Mailing List. Blame my knowledge of wrestling terms on my brother.^-^

[The Glaces residence. Marron and Carrot are sitting quietly outside. Marron reading, Carrot fantasizing about girls (what else?). Suddenly, Marron stands up and throws down his book.]

Marron:I've had it!

Carrot:With what?

Marron:With you. You and your perverted attitude.

Carrot:Me? Perverted? What about you and Gateau?

Marron:What is that supposed to mean?

Carrot:*You know.*

Marron:What?! Why I ought to...

Carrot:What? Huh, what are you going to do about it? What, huh what?

WHAM!

Carrot:You hit me! Is that any way to treat your older brother?

Marron:Some older brother you are. You've gotten me into trouble countless times and caused me loads of undue stress. With a brother like you, who needs enemies?

Carrot:You little runt! It looks like I'm going to have to teach you to respect your big brother.

Marron:I'd like to see you try.

[Marron and Carrot start throwing punches. The others run out to see what is happening.]

Chocolate:Darling, what are you doing?

Tira:Carrot, Marron-chan, stop before someone gets hurt.

Gateau and Onion:Go, Marron, go! Go, Marron, go!

Milphy-Yu:Carrot, Marron, stop fighting. There's plenty of me to go around.

[Everybody stops momentarily and stares at Milphy, who just giggles. Then the fight continues.]

Announcer:(Who pop out from nowhere.)Oh, this promises to be a brutal match. It seems Marron has had his fill of Carrot's antics and is not going to take it any more. It's alway the quiet ones who surprise you. Let's see how the match is going. Hm, it seems that Carrot has gotten a quick upper hand here, Marron is on his knees. This could be a short match...Whoa! Marron just countered with a jab to Carrot's stomach and is back on his feet. He pounding Carrot now, but Carrot's getting in a few punches himself. Well, let's see what our audience has to say:

Chocolate:My Darling can take Marron any day.

Tira:Oh, I want Carrot to win, but I don't want Marron-chan to get hurt. I'm so torn.

Gateau and Onion:Go, Marron, go! Go, Marron, go!

Onion:He's so beautiful. (Wipes tear from eye.)

Milphy-Yu:I find all of this very stimulating.

Announcer:Thank you. Let's go back to the...Ohh! the 'figure four'! Carrot's got to be in pain right now. But what's this. He broke out! He broke out! He's going after Marron, he's got him. 'Body slam'! But Marron's not out just yet. He's back up. They're just standing there, staring each other down. They both look tired. This match may not last too much longer. Carrot attacks, he swings, Marron dodges, but Carrot counters, 'clothes line'! It doesn't look good for Marron. Wait a minute, it looks like Marron is getting his second wind. Ooo, he's really beating Carrot now. Ladies and Gentle Men, this is getting fierce. Now both of them are pounding on each other. This match could go either way. But what's this? 'DDT'! 'DDT'! This could be it. He's pinning him. [Bell dings] It's over! It's over! The winner is... Marron Glaces! That's right Ladies and Gentle Men, it was a brutal match but Marron proved to be the superior Glaces. Let's get a response from our audience.

Chocolate:Oh, Darling.

Tira:Oh, Carrot

Gateau:All right, Marron. You da man! You da man!

Onion:Marron was always my favorite.

Milphy-Yu:I had no idea Marron was so athletic.

Announcer:Thank you. Now let's go talk to the winner. Marron Glaces, you just beat your older brother to a bloody pulp. What are you going to do now?

Marron:I did WHAT?!?! Oh, my... I can't believe...I didn't mean... Niisan! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!

Carrot:*groan*

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Or if your a Carrot fan.

Announcer:...and the winner is...Carrot Glaces. It was a brutal match but Carrot proved himself to be the superior Glaces. Let's get a response from our audience.

Chocolate:Oh, Darling. I knew you could do it.

Tira:All right, Carrot. Oh, Marron-chan, are you all right? Let me heal you real quick.

Gateau:That little...I'll kill him.

Onion:Get in line.

Milphy-Yu:Oh, Carrot-san, you looked so cute fighting.

Announcer:Thank you, now let's see what the winner has to say. Carrot Glaces, you just beat your younger brother into a bloody pulp. What are you going to do next?

Carrot:I'm going to find a date

Tira:Carrot!

Chocolate:Darling!

[They change into their 'alternate' outfits and start whipping Carrot]

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Or how about this ending?

Announcer:He's about to pin him...whoa, what's this? Someone else has entered the ring. Some purple-haired lady. What was that? A man? Whoever it is, he just pinned Marron and he's going after Carrot. [Bell dings]. It's over! And the winner is...uh...[rustles through papers]...Milphy-Yu! Let's get a response from our audience.

Chocolate: .....

Tira: .....

Gateau: .....

Onion: .....

Announcer:Thank you, Now let's talk to the winner. Milphy-Yu, you just managed to pin both Glaces brothers. Why did you do it and what are you going to do now?

Milphy-Yu: I just couldn't help myself. Ah, well, [looks down at Marron and Carrot] to the victor goes the spoils.

[Carrot scrambles behind Marron while Marron pulls out some ofuda wards and begins surrounding himself with them.]

Announcer: Well, that's our show. Tune in next time and 'Anime Deathmatch' when we lock Carrot in a room with three strange girls and the Misus. Good night everybody!