The Sleeping Hentai

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Spooner, there lived a King named Onion and his queen, Apricot.

All Apricot and Onion wanted was a child and finally they got their wish. That named him Carrot.

They invited all the noble people in the land to come and celebrate their childs birth. Also invited were three good fairies, Tira, Gateau, and Marron. All three gave the new prince a special gift.

Tira gave Carrot the gift of beauty, gracefulness, and manners.

Gateau gave Carrot the gift of strenth and stamina.

But before Marron could give his gift, a sinister darkness covered the room and with a poof!, the bad fairy Zahatorte appeared.

"A was really dissapointed I didn't get an invitation," said Zaha.

"We wanted to send one to you," said Apricot. "But we lost your address."

"No excuses," declared Zaha. "But no hard feelings. I have brought a gift as well. When Prince Carrot reaches his 18th birthday, he will be hit with a whip, AND DIE."

With that, Zahatorte vanished.

"What do we do?" bemoaned Apricot.

"Don't worry," said Marron. "I have yet to give my gift. When the prince is hit by a whip, he will not die, but merely sleep, as will the entire kingdom, until a brave princess awakens him with a kiss."

Onion thanked Marron for the gift. But in an effort to try to avoid the curse altogether, he decreed that all the whips in the kingdom be destroyed. He and Apricot also gave the prince over to the Fairies so they could protect him until his 18th birthday.

And the prince grew up.

However, it turnes out that the first two fairies, Tira and Gateau, forgot to charge their wands the night before the party and as a result, the prince became an awkward, scrawny, weakling of a hentai.

They had to keep a close eye on him, for he often tried to escape and find pretty girls to date. Fortunanly, since the king had ordered all whips to be destoryed, he was in no danger of the curse.

One day, a young girl named Eclair was traveling to Spooner Kingdom to sell health tonic. Along the way, she met an elderly man.

"A young girl should not be walking around by herself," said the man.

"I can take care of myself," said Eclair.

"I'm sure you can, but just in case, take this."

The old man handed her a whip and sent her on her way. As soon as she got out of sight, he turned into Zahatorte and, with a laugh, dissapeard into the dark shadows (as evil fairies often do).

Gateau had been left in charge of Carrot while Tira and Marron went shopping for Carrots 18th birthday party. He heard of the young girl selling health tonic and decided to go, dragging Carrot along. After all, there were no more whips in the kingdom, so he was in no danger.

As soon as Carrot saw Eclair, he bolted from Gateau and ran after her.

Eclair, acting on instinct, promptly pulled out the whip and attacked.

Fortunantly, Marron had charge his wand so Carrot just fell to the ground in a deep sleep.

"Oops," thought Gateau. "Marron and Tira are going to kill me."

The fairies, after pounding Gateau into the ground, took the prince to the castle and put the rest of the kingdom to sleep.

The were just about to go home to watch 'The Price is Right' when Zahatorte again apeared and surrounded the castle with a large thorn bush.

"Now nobody will be able to awaken Carrot!" He laughed and dissapeared.

The fairies considered this for a while.

"So do you want to pick up a pizza on the way home?"

"Sure."

100 years later:

The princess Chocolate had run away because her parents were going to make her marry some really boring prince. She was traveling around aimlessly when she heard of the sleeping prince.

Thinking this might be the man of her dreams, she immedialty went to Spooner Kingdom. There she met the three fairies who had opened a New Age shop selling mystic chrystals and John Tesh CDs (Hey! What did you expect them to do for 100 years?).

"Is the story of the sleeping prince true?" she asked.

"Yes, it is," said Tira.

"Then I will go and free him of his curse," Chocolate declared.

"Be careful, Miss," said Marron. "The evil fairy Zahatorte has laid many perils in your way."

"Oh," she considered this for a moment. "Will you guys help?"

"Sure," said Gateau. "Just let us take care of the costumers."

So Chocolate and the Three Good Fairies went to the castle. Chocolate pulled out a wire and began slicing up the thorn bush.

They headed for the front door and a big scary dragon came out.

"GRRR!!!" said the Dragon

"GRRRR!!!!!!!" replied Gateau and promptly killed the dragon.

So Chocolate made her way to the princes chambers and when she saw him sleeping she fell head over heels in love (the men in her kingdome must have been REALLY ugly).

So she kissed the prince and he woke up and immedealty went to look for a date.

Chocolate beat him really well with her wire and as soon as the Fairies woke up the rest of the kingdom, they were married.

Tira, Gateau, and Marron went back to their little New Age shop and, after a few successful years, started a chain.

Zahatorte, deciding that he needed to get a life, started a demolition company (he loved destorying stuff).

Chocolate was able to keep Carrot in line and since she used a wire and not a whip, she didn't have to worry about him falling into a coma.

And they all live happily every after.

The End.


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