Once upon a time there was a man named Onion who had a beautiful wife named Apricot and a cute little daughter named Tira.

Onion, Apricot, and Tira were all very happy. But one day, tragedy struck and Apricot was killed.

Onion mourned for many years but realizing that Tira needed a mother, went out and married the first woman he saw. (Men seldom thought out their second marrages and the effect it would have on their daughters in these things.)

Tira's stepmother was named Big Mama. Big Mama had two daughters, Dota and Chocolate.

Then Onion had to go and die leaving poor Tira in the clutches of her step family.

They weren't exactly mean to Tira but since she was a step, they felt they had to give her a hard time so they wouldn't be busted by the Fairy Tale Step-Family Union.

The only friend Tira had was a big blond cat named Gateau.

Anyway, the kingdom in which Tira and the others live was ruled by a Good King, his Good Queen, and their hentai son, who was named Carrot.

The King and Queen thought that it would be best that their son Carrot got married with the hopes that his hormones would calm down so they arranged a ball in which every eligible woman in the kingdom would be invited. Of course they also mentioned that the prince would be restrained so as not to scare anyone (or everyone) away.

When Tira heard of this she was filled with joy. She had seen the prince from afar and had falled head over heels in love. Of course, so had Chocolate, and seeing that the prince was a hentai, he might go for her sexy step-sister rather that herself.

Tira decided not to bother asking since Big Mama wouldn't let her go anyways and went about helping Chocolate and Dota prepare for the ball.

After they left, Tira went to the garden behind the house and began to cry. Gateau heard her and quickly went to cheer her up.

"Oh, Gateau," she said, her voice a little hoarse because she hadn't been able to speak thought the first half of the story. "I guess I'm just doomed to live with my step-family forever."

Just then a beggar came upon them.

"Excuse me young girl," he said. "Can you spare a glass of water?"

"Of course, Sir," said Tira.

She immediatly went to get the water. She thought that he might be hungry so brought some cookies, too. She returned to the garden to see that Gateau had taken a liking to this person.

"You are such a kind child," he said. "Now I will do something for you."

Tira watch in amazement as the beggar transformed into a beautiful enchantress.

"I'm a man."

I know but beautiful enchantor just doesn't have the same ring to it.

"........"

Anyways, Tira was surprized, as I sure almost everyone would be, to see this person suddenly standing before her.

"Who are you?" she asked.

"I am Marron," replied the man. "I travel to many kingdoms looking for the person with the kindest heart and granting their fondest wish."

"Really?"

"Dear Tira, out of the entire Spooner Kingdom, you are the one with the kindest and most giving heart. What do you desire?"

"Oh, well..."

"Before you answer that."

"Wha...?"

"A few ground rules. No love spells, not death spells, and no bringing people back from the dead. Agreed?"

"Agreed."

"Very well. Now, what do you most desire that will fit these limits?"

"Well..." she thought for a moment. "There is this ball tonight where all the women in the kingdom are going to try to capture the princes heart. I would really like to go but I haven't a thing to wear."

"Prince Carrot?"

"Yes."

Marron shrugged. "It your wish. Alright, I need a pumpkin."

"We don't have any."

"How about an apple?"

"Nope."

"An orange?"

Tira shook her head.

"What do you people eat?"

"I haven't had a chance to buy groceries lately."

"Well, what do you have?"

"A cabbage."

"That'll work."

Tira brought out the cabbage. Marron pulled out a ward and chanted a spell. The cabbage magically changed into a beautiful carrage.

"Wow!" said Tira.

"Now, you need a horse."

Marron looked at Gateau who was rubbing against his leg. He chanted a magic spell. However, he mispronounced one syllable and instead of becoming a horse, Gateau became a tall, blond, muscular man.

"Hello, Marron," said Gateau. "My name is Gateau."

"......Can you pull this carrage?"

"For you, I'll do anything."

"Good." he turned to Tira. "Now you're set to go."

"What about a dress?"

"Right, I knew I forgot something." Marron pulled out another ward and chanted another spell.

Tira's rag dress became a beautiful hot pink gown.

"Oh, it's beutiful." she said.

"Now go Tira, but remember, you have to leave by midnight. Every spell is undone by midnight."

"Why?"

"I don't know. That's just the way these thing work. Oh, by the way you might need this," he handed her a whip.

"Um...okay."

So Tira went off the the ball and met the Hentai Prince Carrot.

Although he didn't want to admit it at first, Carrot fell in love with Tira and decided to marry her.

Tira, being the kind-hearted person she was, decided to let her step family move into the castle with them. Even Chocolate, even though she like to jump Carrot.

Tira kept Carrot in line with the whip Marron had given her.

Gateau turned back into a cat. Marron decided to adopt him because Tira had just left him at the house.

And, of course, the all lived happily every after.

THE END.