Okay folks. Below are some pictures from my
family photo albums. I come from a long line of masked marvelous
people. Although considered the "retarded idiot" of the family,
I still think that I am loved and admired for my fancy Hollywood
lifestyle. My family is proud of my accomplishments on the Public Access TV
shows that I have appeared in.
This picture is of
my third cousin, Blue Devil. He was big in Mexico.
This is
the only action figure ever produced in my likeness. If it weren't for the green
gloves, pants and mask, and the lack of a shirt, and the bald head, it would
look just like me. They tried.
This
is my big brother, Tim. He isn't really a Masked Marvelous. He had
been in a bad house fire the week before and posed for this picture just for
fun. I don't know who the other guy is...oh yeah. I forgot.
Tim is gay and that's his "partner" . I always laugh at this
picture because Bruce (that's his friend) keeps his hands in his pockets the
whole time this was going on. Like he was too cool for the picture.
This
was just on my computer so I put it here.