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Save
David Bowie!!
We all know David Bowie
has a sweet thang goin' on with Brian Molko of the band Placebo.
We must fight to keep David Bowie protected from contracting this
spitting illness from Brian. We don't want our David to be
spitting like a barbarian during his next tour!
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Pictured here, Dave
was in dangerously close quarters with Brian during their
rehearsal for Bowie's appearance at Placebo's New York
performance! It is possible that our David has already
contracted Brian's spitting illness, but research is currently
being done to ensure that this has in fact NOT happened. |
| To the right is
another area of concern for our David. Pictured here is David's
lovely wife Iman (left), and Brian's un-named girlfriend of the
week (right). Brian's girlfriend would surely have caught the
spitting illness from him and here in this photo lies the danger
of her passing it on to Iman! If Iman catches it, then David is
sure to get it as well. As mentioned in regards to the above
photo, extensive clinical research is being done on all four
parties - Brian, the un-named girlfriend of the week, Iman, and
David Bowie, to ensure that Brian has NOT transferred his nasty
illness onto the innocent glamourous people. |
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Pictured here are
David and Brian backstage. Brian appears to be a bit sweaty and
about to give David a hug. For our David's sake, we hope this
isn't so. A hug is bad enough, but a sweaty hug is even worse. |
Photos on this page
from http://www.davidbowie.com
This page will be
updated as more information becomes available.
If you have an
inquiry, message, a photo of concern in which Molko is possibly
transferring this disease to someone, or if you think YOU may have
been in dangerous contact wtih Molko, email us at:
molko_spits@hotmail.com.
We are doing our best to help save David Bowie and
others from catching this incurable disease.
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