Flash
#1: Oh no! I've been trapped in Eskimo urine! Flash #2: I just got beat up by the sadist Mistress Pain! Flash #3: That's kids stuff! I've been kidnapped by a herd of Octopus and am being used to spawn!!! |
Character
#1: Hey...cigarette lighter man...can you light one up for me? "Cigarette Lighter Man": <sniff> I hate my life. |
Wonder
Woman: ...2 words for you, SUCK IT!!!!! Superman: I knew we shouldn't have installed cable in the Watchtower. |